PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Kosmo Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John MacMillen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kramer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is O Jerry ....or is it Sherry....no matter its by Journey. Kosmo Kramer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kramer
vs
MacMillen

225 cm
35
210 lbs
23 - 14 - 2

192 cm
27
214 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

World class MT
Cardio machine

Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kosmo Kramer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, John MacMillen!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Hirohito Nitta and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
MacMillen with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Kramer forces MacMillen back against the ropes and clinches.
Kramer with a knee to the head.
MacMillen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kramer.
MacMillen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
MacMillen scores with a shoulder strike.
MacMillen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kramer backwards.
Kramer lands a nice elbow.
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through MacMillen's defenses.
MacMillen misses with a punch on the inside.
Kramer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
MacMillen blocks an elbow strike from Kramer.
Kramer throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Kramer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kramer.

It looks like John MacMillen has been cut.
MacMillen lands a hook that snaps the head of Kramer backwards.
MacMillen takes a knee to the side of the body.
MacMillen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kramer unloads a knee to the mid-section. MacMillen lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
MacMillen wants to break free but Kramer has control.
Nice body punch from MacMillen.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kramer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacMillen tries a knee to the head but Kramer blocks it.
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through MacMillen's defenses.
Kramer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Kramer lands a hook that snaps the head of MacMillen backwards.
MacMillen lands a hook that snaps the head of Kramer backwards.
MacMillen tries to work over Kramer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
MacMillen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice elbow from Kramer.
A shot in the inside from MacMillen.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kramer.
Kramer lands a good knee to the midsection. MacMillen won't want to take too many of those.
MacMillen looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
MacMillen throws a punch but it's blocked by Kramer.
Kramer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kramer.
Kramer lands an elbow inside.
A short uppercut from Kramer.
Kramer landing knees to the head.
A shot in the inside from Kramer.
Kramer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kramer lands an elbow that stopped MacMillen in his tracks for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kramer obliges.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for MacMillen.
MacMillen tries to break the clinch but Kramer is controlling the position.
MacMillen taking a breather.
Kramer blocking some punches.
Kramer's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Kramer lands a knee to the body.
Kramer lands with a short shot to the head.
Kramer lands a shoulder strike.
Kramer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kramer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
MacMillen takes an elbow to the temple.
Kramer lands an elbow inside.
A nice left hand lands by Kramer.
MacMillen struggles to land a body shot inside as Kramer controls his hands.
Kramer lands an elbow that stopped MacMillen in his tracks for a moment.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kramer utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kramer lands a damaging elbow.
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through MacMillen's defenses.
Kramer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of MacMillen backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kosmo Kramer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John MacMillen's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

MacMillen walks into a big right hand from Kramer and goes down! The referee sends Kramer to a neutral corner as MacMillen gets back to his feet. He looks OK so we're back under way.
Kosmo Kramer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
This has been an exciting period of action!
MacMillen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kramer.
Kramer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kramer thows a leg kick but MacMillen checks it
and MacMillen counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
MacMillen tries to bum rush Kramer with a series of wild strikes but Kramer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kramer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by MacMillen.
MacMillen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
MacMillen misses with a two punch combination.
MacMillen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kramer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that MacMillen can do to turn this around?
MacMillen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Kramer takes the fight into the clinch.
A short right from Kramer.
MacMillen lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kramer or not.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for MacMillen.
Kramer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
MacMillen tries a body shot but Kramer blocks it.
Kramer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. MacMillen is defending well for now.
Kramer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
MacMillen takes an elbow to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacMillen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kramer is keeping busy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for MacMillen.
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through MacMillen's defenses.
Kramer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. MacMillen is defending well for now.
A head punch on the inside from MacMillen fails to land.
MacMillen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kramer's elbow.
Kramer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of MacMillens head.
Kramer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
MacMillen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kramer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kramer lands a nice elbow.
MacMillen lands a nice elbow.
Kramer pushes off an throws an elbow but MacMillen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
MacMillen misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for MacMillen.
Kosmo Kramer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Nice elbow from Kramer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kramer throws an elbow that misses.
MacMillen tries to break the clinch but Kramer is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kramer lands a damaging elbow.
A frustrated look appears on MacMillen's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kramer.
MacMillen throws an elbow but it misses.
MacMillen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kramer misses with an elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the ropes, MacMillen throws an elbow but misses.
Kramer scores with a shoulder strike.
MacMillen has had enough of the clinch but Kramer keeps him there for the moment.
MacMillen misses with a punch on the inside.
Kramer tries to land knees in the clinch but MacMillen avoids the damage to the body.
Kramer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kramer lands a nice elbow.
MacMillen looking to stall.
Kramer is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
MacMillen is breathing heavily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kramer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through MacMillen's defenses.

MacMillen is rocked!
MacMillen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kramer's elbow.
Kramer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kosmo Kramer will take that round after scoring the only knockdown of the round.
The cut man is working on John MacMillen's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Kramer misses with a two punch combination.
MacMillen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kramer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
MacMillen is still on wobbly legs! Can Kramer finish him?

Kramer gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
MacMillen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
MacMillen seems to have recovered his senses.
Kramer pressing his opponent against the ropes.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kramer.
MacMillen avoids a wild elbow strike from Kramer.
MacMillen managing to block the knees to the body from Kramer.
Kramer looks to throw an elbow but misses.
MacMillen wants to stall.
Kramer lands a nice elbow.
Kramer lands a knee to the head.
Nice elbow from Kramer.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
MacMillen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kramer lands a good knee to the midsection. MacMillen won't want to take too many of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from MacMillen.
MacMillen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
MacMillen avoiding damage as Kramer throws knees to the body.
MacMillen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kramer lands a knee to the body.
MacMillen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A head punch on the inside from MacMillen fails to land.
MacMillen throws a head punch that misses.
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through MacMillen's defenses.
MacMillen trying to stall but Kramer improves his position.
MacMillen misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short left from Kramer.
Kramer takes an elbow to the temple.
Kramer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kramer landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kramer lands an elbow inside that MacMillen shrugs off.
Kramer lands a nice knee to the body.
Kramer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kramer lands a left hand that snaps the head of MacMillen backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
MacMillen takes a knee right on the jaw!
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through MacMillen's defenses.
Kramer lands a knee to the head.
Kramer crunches a lovely knee into MacMillen's ribcage.
Kramer cracks MacMillen on the bridge of the nose with a nasty looking elbow! MacMillen crumples to the floor in pain, holding his face! It doesn't look like he's going to beat the count - he's out of it! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Elbows). Kosmo Kramer!
Kosmo Kramer took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I want to thank Jerry for letting me eat his food and Neuman for the extra help traing my cardio.Lets all go to my placeand party on. whites only tho...well, latinos ok I guess'.