PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Shirley Spears (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Spears
vs
Sjonnie Bennie Penis

220 cm
18
140 lbs
2 - 4 - 1

155 cm
18
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Shirley Spears!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Spears tries to sprawl but Sjonnie Bennie Penis drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Spears is looking to escape.
Spears avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Sjonnie Bennie Penis.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Sjonnie Bennie Penis looking to control but Spears is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Spears is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Sjonnie Bennie Penis wants to control the pace but Spears is squirming around nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee warns Spears that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

Spears is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sjonnie Bennie Penis controlling the pace for now.
Oh Spears is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sjonnie Bennie Penis loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Spears scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Sjonnie Bennie Penis land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Sjonnie Bennie Penis stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vegterzbaaz Sjonnie Bennie Penis!