PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Goatboys Child (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Dungheap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Child comes to the cage accompanied by Bill Hicks - Goatboy. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Child
vs
Dungheap

165 cm
25
166 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

175 cm
26
165 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Goatboys Child!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dick Dungheap!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Daniel Franklin and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dungheap scores with a jab to the body.
Child will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

Dungheap clinches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dungheap.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dungheap.
Dungheap lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dungheap lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Child is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Child has Dungheap pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dungheap manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Child fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Goatboys Child. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dungheap scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dungheap pushes Child back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dungheap softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Child is rocked!
Dungheap lands with a left to the head.
Oh Child is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dungheap lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Child fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Dungheap lands a right hand that snaps the head of Child backwards.
Dungheap pushes Child against the cage. Dungheap is working some dirty boxing. Dungheap pushes off with a quick right hook! Child goes down! Child tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Dungheap moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Dungheap!
In defeat, Goatboys Child stepped up to the mic, saying 'Goatboy was here to please you!'.