PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Max Hatred (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre Trudeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hatred's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Soulfly - Pain. Max Hatred is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Hatred
vs
Trudeau

188 cm
26
210 lbs
16 - 3 - 0

188 cm
33
215 lbs
24 - 11 - 1

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World class MT
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 4 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Max Hatred!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Pierre Trudeau!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trudeau wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hatred misses with a looping right.
Hatred fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trudeau manages to avoid it.
Hatred throws a wild body kick that Trudeau sees coming a mile off.
Hatred with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Trudeau to score with a decent uppercut.
Hatred avoids the body shot from Trudeau.
Trudeau moves out of range of the body kick.
Hatred misses the jab.
Trudeau blocks a head kick by Hatred.
Hatred tries to land a front kick but Trudeau steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hatred has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hunter's hideout in the buildup to the fight.
A left lands for Trudeau.
Hatred on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Trudeau. Trudeau obviously looking to wear him down.
Hatred throws a solid leg kick but Trudeau takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hatred.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Trudeau drives through and clinches with Hatred against the cage.
Hatred working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hatred tries a body shot but Trudeau blocks it.
Trudeau blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trudeau lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hatred backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hatred tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short uppercut from Trudeau.
Trudeau digs a right hand into Hatred's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hatred's gas tank.
Hatred throws a head punch that misses.
Hatred blocks an uppercut.
Trudeau throws a head punch that misses.
Trudeau lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hatred backwards.
Hatred throws a head punch that misses.
Trudeau lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hatred backwards.
Still in the clinch, Trudeau scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Trudeau tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hatred's elbow.
Trudeau digs a right hand into Hatred's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hatred's gas tank.
Hatred is breathing heavily.
Still in the clinch, Trudeau scores with a nice short uppercut.

Hatred breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Trudeau misses with a wild body shot.
Trudeau scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A swing and a miss from Hatred.

Trudeau drops Hatred with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Hatred looks back up at him and smiles so Trudeau waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Hatred is rocked!
Hatred connects with a solid leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trudeau moves out of range of the body kick from Hatred.
Trudeau checks a low kick from Hatred.
Trudeau ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hatred moves away.
Trudeau throws a nice inside leg kick.
Trudeau is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hatred misses with a leg kick.
Trudeau fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hatred manages to avoid it.
Trudeau takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Trudeau dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Trudeau tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hatred was well out of range. Poor timing from Trudeau.
Hatred takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Hatred uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trudeau.
Trudeau is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Hatred rather than just go for the knockout.
Trudeau scores with a nice right hand.
Hatred pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hatred will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Trudeau thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hatred fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Trudeau checks it well.
Hatred walks into a jab.
Hatred scores with a leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Trudeau.
Trudeau fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hatred throws a head kick that half lands.
Trudeau tries a head kick but it misses.
Trudeau has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Trudeau blocks a low kick nicely.
Hatred tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Trudeau swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Hatred counters with a leg kick.
Trudeau throws a lazy uppercut
and Hatred counters with a stiff right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hatred throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hatred takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hatred lands with a straight right. Trudeau didn't see that one coming.
Hatred tries to land a leg kick but Trudeau saw it coming and moves away.
The fighters circling - Trudeau throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hatred on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hatred throws a leg kick
and Trudeau counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hatred avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hatred throws a low kick but Trudeau moves out of range easily.
Hatred attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hatred connects with a right hand. Trudeau shakes it off.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice shot by Trudeau.
Trudeau swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hatred uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trudeau.
Hatred throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pierre Trudeau dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Hatred tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Trudeau misses with a looping left.
Hatred ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Trudeau moves away.
Trudeau lands a leg kick that knocks Hatred off balance momentarily.
Trudeau jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Trudeau throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hatred thuds his shin into the meat of Trudeau's side.
Hatred fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Trudeau checks it well.
Trudeau lands with an overhand left.
Trudeau misses with a looping right.
Hatred throws a big shot that misses.
Hatred throws a low kick but Trudeau moves out of range easily.
Hatred connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hatred throws a leg kick
and Trudeau counters with a straight right hand.
Trudeau avoids the head kick by Hatred.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trudeau swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Trudeau checks a leg kick nicely.
Trudeau moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Hatred tries a head kick but it misses.
Hatred pivots, looking for a leg kick but Trudeau is out of range and Hatred settles back down.
A slow jab from Trudeau misses its intended target.
Hatred throws a leg kick
and Trudeau counters with a stiff right hand.
Trudeau ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hatred throws a series of punches but Trudeau moves out of range.
Hatred walks into a left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hatred throws a push kick but Trudeau slaps the foot to one side.
Hatred lands with a kick to the ribs.
Trudeau lands a head kick. Hatred smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trudeau has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hatred.
Trudeau throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Oh Hatred is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Trudeau misses with an uppercut.
Hatred seems to have got his legs back now.
Hatred throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

Trudeau pushes Hatred up against the cage in a clinch.
Trudeau tries a body shot but Hatred blocks it.
Trudeau misses with a body punch.
Trudeau blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Trudeau as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Hatred tries to work over Trudeau's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Trudeau working aggressively here.
Hatred wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Trudeau has him pressed against the cage.
Hatred tries to circle away but Trudeau has him pinned against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hatred creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hatred's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Hatred swings wildly with an uppercut but Trudeau uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Trudeau on the inside.
Trudeau swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Trudeau swings wildly with an uppercut but Hatred uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hatred.
Trudeau throws a punch but it's blocked by Hatred.
Trudeau throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hatreds head.
Trudeau swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Hatred pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Trudeau darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Hatred takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Trudeau steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hatred. That one must have hurt.
Hatred has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hatred there as he acknowledges the shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hatred misses with a series of wild punches.

Oooooh!!! Trudeau has knocked Hatred down with a huge combo! Trudeau steps away and waves a wobbly Hatred back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Max Hatred has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Trudeau feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Hatred sprawling to the canvas! Hatred rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Trudeau finish him?!
Trudeau misses with a wild body shot.
Trudeau uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hatred.
Hatred moves away from the strike by Trudeau.
Trudeau blocks a head kick by Hatred.
Hatred defending well as Trudeau loads up on a big left hand.
Hatred throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Trudeau counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Trudeau uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hatred.
Hatred scores with a jab to the jaw.
Trudeau fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hatred throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hatred misses the shot to the body.
A big right from Trudeau misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pierre Trudeau showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Max Hatred's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Hatred has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hatred there as he acknowledges the shot.
Trudeau blocks a head kick by Hatred.
Trudeau dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Trudeau connects with a right hand. Hatred shakes it off.
Hatred throws out a loose jab but Trudeau uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hatred gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Trudeau.
Trudeau takes one on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Trudeau cracks Hatred with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Hatred looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Trudeau finish him?
Trudeau ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Hatred out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pierre Trudeau!
A relieved looking Pierre Trudeau thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.