PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conan Drogo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man comes to the cage accompanied by Stand Up To be C**ted. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The One Armed Man
vs
Drogo

185 cm
30
240 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

195 cm
25
272 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

The Big Kabosh

[JMFC] Arashi Fighting Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Conan Drogo!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The One Armed Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Drogo throws a sloppy head kick
and The One Armed Man counters with a left to the body.
The One Armed Man throws the kick towards the body but Drogo avoids it.
The One Armed Man misses with a straight right.
The One Armed Man looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A solid leg kick lands there for The One Armed Man.
Drogo throws a chopping leg kick but The One Armed Man manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The One Armed Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Drogo moves away.
The crowd cheers as The One Armed Man lands an impressive looking overhand right. Drogo doesn't seem phased though.
A jab from Drogo misses.
Drogo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Nice jab there from The One Armed Man.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A leg kick checked by The One Armed Man.
Drogo thuds his right hand into The One Armed Man's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Drogo thows a body kick. The One Armed Man tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A big right from The One Armed Man misses.
The One Armed Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice uppercut there from Drogo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man throws a poor cross that misses
and Drogo counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Drogo throws a sloppy head kick and The One Armed Man moves out of range easily.
Drogo throws a predictable looking body shot
letting The One Armed Man counter with a right hand.
Drogo moves out of range of the strikes.
Drogo throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Drogo throws a sloppy body shot
and The One Armed Man counters with a head kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Drogo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drogo moves in looking to clinch but The One Armed Man pushes him off.
The One Armed Man misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Drogo.
Drogo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Drogo connects with a good right hand that stumbles The One Armed Man. The One Armed Man circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Drogo bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of The One Armed Man's head.
Joe The One Armed Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A big left from The One Armed Man misses.
Drogo misses with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drogo. The One Armed Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
The One Armed Man jabs Drogo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The One Armed Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The One Armed Man misses with a looping right.
The One Armed Man takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The One Armed Man lands with an overhand left.
Drogo lands a head kick!
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick that is checked
and Drogo counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drogo. The One Armed Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Drogo takes a swing at The One Armed Man's ribcage but misses.
The One Armed Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Drogo fails to land with a series of punches.
Drogo connects with an inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Drogo on the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drogo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The One Armed Man scores with a push kick.
Drogo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The One Armed Man drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The One Armed Man feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Drogos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The One Armed Man tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Drogo is able to avoid easily.
Nice shot lands for Drogo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The One Armed Man fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Drogo is out of range.
The One Armed Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Drogo lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Drogo shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The One Armed Man defends it nicely.
Drogo dives in for a single leg takedown but The One Armed Man sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man blocking some punches.
Drogo goes for a takedown attempt but The One Armed Man pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Joe The One Armed Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Conan Drogo.
The One Armed Man feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Drogos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A big right from The One Armed Man misses.
Drogo misses with a low kick.
Drogo has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Drogo has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A clash of legs there as The One Armed Man blocks the low kick.
Drogo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The One Armed Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Drogo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Drogo takes a swing at The One Armed Man's ribcage but misses.
An inside leg kick lands from The One Armed Man.
A solid body kick from The One Armed Man.
Drogo throws a hook to the side of The One Armed Man's head but The One Armed Man sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Conan Drogo will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Drogo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The One Armed Man throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Drogo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The One Armed Man.
Nice shot by The One Armed Man.
Drogo misses with a jab, cross combination.
Drogo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The One Armed Man swings for the body but Drogo moves out of range.
Drogo throws a sloppy head kick and The One Armed Man moves out of range easily.
The One Armed Man throws a solid leg kick but Drogo takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man connects with a solid leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drogo. The One Armed Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
The One Armed Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Drogo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The One Armed Man blocks a head kick by Drogo.
The One Armed Man tests Drogo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Drogo swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Drogo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The One Armed Man takes one to the side of the head.
The One Armed Man scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Drogo tries to score with a low kick but The One Armed Man moves his leg out of the way.
The One Armed Man lands the left hand.
Drogo misses with a looping right.
Drogo lands a head shot.
The One Armed Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A cross from Drogo lands.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The One Armed Man, right into the meat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head kick misses from Drogo.
The One Armed Man lands a nice hook to Drogo's body. Drogo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Drogo is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Drogo stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Drogo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Drogo throws a push kick but The One Armed Man slaps the foot to one side.
A low kick from Drogo is predictable there
letting The One Armed Man counter with a right hand.
Drogo slips a jab from The One Armed Man.
Joe The One Armed Man is winning the standup battle so far.
The One Armed Man throws a low kick but Drogo moves out of range easily.
Drogo scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Drogo's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A slapping leg kick lands for The One Armed Man.
Drogo throws a lazy right hand but The One Armed Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Drogo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The One Armed Man throws a push kick but Drogo slaps the foot to one side.
The One Armed Man lands a head shot.
Drogo throws the left hand but The One Armed Man avoids the punch easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man scores with a jab to the jaw.
The One Armed Man throws a combination that misses

and Drogo counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The One Armed Man tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The One Armed Man tries to throw a body punch but Drogo avoids it by throwing The One Armed Man back against the cage.
Drogo can't find room to land a body shot as The One Armed Man controls the action.
Drogo prevents a body shot from The One Armed Man.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The One Armed Man obliges.
The One Armed Man is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Drogo is defending well for now.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Drogo.
The One Armed Man misses with a punch to the body.
The One Armed Man gets underhooks to prevent Drogo's takedown attempt.
Drogo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Drogo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The One Armed Man works on Drogo's body with a couple of short punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The One Armed Man digs a right hand underneath Drogo's ribcage. Drogo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The One Armed Man tries to work over Drogo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Drogo takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man lands an elbow that stopped Drogo in his tracks for a moment.
The One Armed Man lands an elbow inside that Drogo shrugs off.
The One Armed Man is leaning against Drogo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Good body shot from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man lands a body punch.
The One Armed Man tries to land a knee to the head but Drogo blocks with his arms.
The One Armed Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The One Armed Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
The One Armed Man throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The One Armed Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Drogo's elbow.
The One Armed Man lands a body shot in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, The One Armed Man scores with a nice short uppercut.
The One Armed Man works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man lands a left hand.
The One Armed Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Drogo is working The One Armed Man over against the cage.
The One Armed Man gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

A looping hook to the body misses from Drogo. The One Armed Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
The One Armed Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The One Armed Man misses with a body kick.
Drogo lands a lovely overhand right.
Drogo walks forward, straight into a front kick from The One Armed Man.
Drogo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man avoids the head kick by Drogo.
The One Armed Man staying out of range there.
The One Armed Man misses with a wild body shot.
Drogo tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

The One Armed Man closes the distance and clinches.
Drogo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

The One Armed Man has Drogo pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. The One Armed Man pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Drogo tumbling to the mat - The One Armed Man dives into Drogo's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as The One Armed Man accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as The One Armed Man accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The One Armed Man trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Drogo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The One Armed Man throws a strike but Drogo rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Drogo working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
The One Armed Man keeping moving, preventing Drogo from controlling successfully.
Conan Drogo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The One Armed Man had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Drogo defends it easily.

The One Armed Man looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The One Armed Man looking for a sweep. Not yet The One Armed Man, not yet.
The One Armed Man is working hard here to advance position.
The One Armed Man has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Drogo has passed into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man tries to bench press Drogo off him but Drogo keeps the position.
Drogo tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
The One Armed Man struggling a bit here.
Drogo tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Drogo is looking to take a break and control but The One Armed Man is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The One Armed Man manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The One Armed Man throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Drogo throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Drogo wants to improve his position but The One Armed Man is controlling well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe The One Armed Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The One Armed Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!

Joe The One Armed Man wins by unanimous decision!
A relieved looking Joe The One Armed Man thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.