PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tyrell Allison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Who are they trying to con. Arse Biscuits will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Allison
vs
Biscuits

191 cm
18
214 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

211 cm
22
202 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tyrell Allison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arse Biscuits!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Allison stuffs the takedown.
Allison looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Allison goes for a double leg but Biscuits avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Biscuits continues to drive forward.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Biscuits.
Allison gets underhooks to prevent Biscuits's takedown attempt.
Biscuits has a couple of punches blocked by Allison.
Biscuits fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Biscuits gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Allison controls Biscuits momentarily but Biscuits frees himself.
Allison tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Allison is trying to keep Biscuits in close.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuits pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Allison is keeping the position for now.
Biscuits preventing the sweep.
Biscuits passes Allison's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Biscuits trying to pass the guard but Allison defending well.

Biscuits is working for a submission of some sort.
Allison is trying to stand back up but Biscuits is controlling him

Biscuits has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Allison defend it? Biscuits steps over the head and cranks it - Allison is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Biscuits!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Arse Biscuits!
Arse Biscuits decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.