PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Carl Mills (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pat Barry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mills comes to the cage accompanied by LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Pat Barry was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Mills
vs
Barry

194 cm
35
256 lbs
21 - 7 - 1

180 cm
27
250 lbs
8 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Carl Mills!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pat Barry!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Chris Dean and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mills looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Barry rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mills counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Pat Barry has been cut.
Barry tries a head kick but it misses.
Barry misses with a hook
and Mills cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Mills lands a left and a right that send Barry crashing to the mat, dazed. Mills thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Barry is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mills rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Barry moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Barry is still on wobbly legs! Can Mills finish him?
Sloppy strikes from Mills. Those never looked like landing.
Barry seems to have recovered his senses.
Nice shot lands for Barry.
Barry looks to land a left hand but Mills moved out of range nicely.
A low kick from Barry is predictable there
and Mills counters with a nice uppercut.

That has opened up Pat Barry's cut even more.
Mills slips a jab and a cross from Barry.
Barry takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Mills batters Barry with a massive right followed by a huge left! Barry is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Mills lands a final crushing right hand to drop Barry to the mat with a gruesome thud! Mills is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Carl Mills!
Carl Mills managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$), into his post fight interview.