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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Scott James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BIG CHEESEBURGER (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CHEESEBURGER has chosen cheese burger song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. BIG CHEESEBURGER is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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300 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Scott James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, BIG CHEESEBURGER!
The judges for this bout are , and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CHEESEBURGER drives through with a takedown into guard.
James trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
CHEESEBURGER drops back looking for a leg! James is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and James manages to kick CHEESEBURGER off! CHEESEBURGER jumps back into James's guard.
James manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
James trying to control but he's not successful this time.
CHEESEBURGER is looking to get to half guard.
James trying to control but he's not successful this time.
A nice elbow there by James.
CHEESEBURGER is looking to get to half guard.
CHEESEBURGER slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
James scoring with strikes to the body and head.
James wants to free his trapped foot but CHEESEBURGER is holding on for dear life with his legs.
CHEESEBURGER tries to get to full guard but James has control of the leg.
James is looking for a kimura but CHEESEBURGER is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for James to get the leverage.
James frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
CHEESEBURGER is looking to get to half guard.
CHEESEBURGER regains half guard.
James thows a huge punch but CHEESEBURGER dodges it nicely.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
CHEESEBURGER wants to control but James is keeping busy and won't allow it.
CHEESEBURGER is in trouble now - James has advanced to mount!
James avoids the attempt from CHEESEBURGER to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGER is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
CHEESEBURGER tries to get back to half guard but can't.
CHEESEBURGER throwing hammer fists to the chest of James. What's that going to do exactly?
CHEESEBURGER can't escape the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
CHEESEBURGER regains half guard.
CHEESEBURGER is pressing down on James's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
CHEESEBURGER trying to keep a closed guard but James is proving a slippery customer.
CHEESEBURGER utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
James stopping the sweep attempt from CHEESEBURGER.
CHEESEBURGER has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but James can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
CHEESEBURGER looks gassed!
James drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and James jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGER not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
James thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
James avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
James passes CHEESEBURGER's left leg - he's now in half guard.
James wants to stand up but CHEESEBURGER has a hold of him and won't allow it.
CHEESEBURGER trying to control but James postures up.
James is looking to advance position but CHEESEBURGER won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
CHEESEBURGER has one foot on James's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
James will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
CHEESEBURGER circles away from the clinch attempt.
CHEESEBURGER drives through and clinches with James against the cage.
James is fighting off a takedown attempt but CHEESEBURGER is just too persistent for him and manages to trip James to the mat. James regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
CHEESEBURGER pushes down on James's leg and manages to get into half guard.
CHEESEBURGER is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
James has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. CHEESEBURGER is working away from the top position though.
CHEESEBURGER is working for a kimura but James is defending it quite comfortably.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BIG CHEESEBURGER dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
James with a poor takedown
and CHEESEBURGER counters with a shoot takedown. James fights it but they end up in guard.
CHEESEBURGER is pushing down on James's leg trying to pass to half guard. James is fighting to maintain full guard but CHEESEBURGER has managed to sneak the leg through.
CHEESEBURGER is looking for a kimura but James is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for CHEESEBURGER to get the leverage.
CHEESEBURGER passes to full mount!
CHEESEBURGER with the ground and pound from mount.
James throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
CHEESEBURGER jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but James manages to avoid the submission attempt.
James is looking for a sweep.
James stops CHEESEBURGER from passing to mount.
James is trying to buck CHEESEBURGER off.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
James tries to buck CHEESEBURGER off but CHEESEBURGER is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGER wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by James, who protects the arm well.
CHEESEBURGER decides to stand back up. CHEESEBURGER steps back and let's James get back to his feet.
James fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
James tries to clinch but CHEESEBURGER moves away
so CHEESEBURGER counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
CHEESEBURGER has gone for a leg lock! James slips out almost immediately though and dives into CHEESEBURGER's guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now CHEESEBURGER is on top in guard.
CHEESEBURGER throws and elbow that misses. James uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in CHEESEBURGER's guard. Nice move by James!
James trying to control the position from guard on top but CHEESEBURGER is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
James has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
CHEESEBURGER throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGER is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
James is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
James makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
CHEESEBURGER has a closed guard, preventing James from standing up.
CHEESEBURGER working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. James doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. James manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
James is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
CHEESEBURGER is trying to control the position from the bottom.
James passes easily into side control. Nice work.
James trying to control the position but CHEESEBURGER is working away.
BIG CHEESEBURGER has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGER is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on James's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
CHEESEBURGER looking for submissions off his back.
CHEESEBURGER is refusing to be controlled, as James sits in half guard.
James is trying to work for a kimura but CHEESEBURGER is defending well.
James is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and CHEESEBURGER defends it well.
CHEESEBURGER looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
CHEESEBURGER moves into full guard.
James preventing the sweep.
CHEESEBURGER trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
James trying to control the position from guard on top but CHEESEBURGER is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
CHEESEBURGER is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
CHEESEBURGER passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for James!
CHEESEBURGER looking for a guillotine from mount but James is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BIG CHEESEBURGER showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
James tries to clinch
and CHEESEBURGER counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
James gets full guard.
James wants to sweep but no luck.
James looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but CHEESEBURGER puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
CHEESEBURGER is nestled in close to James, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
James wants to control but CHEESEBURGER is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. CHEESEBURGER lands a nice short elbow.
CHEESEBURGER is looking to advance position but James won't allow it.
CHEESEBURGER is nestled in close to James, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
James tries to roll over but CHEESEBURGER keeps him under control.
James is refusing to be controlled, as CHEESEBURGER sits in half guard.
CHEESEBURGER throwing shots but James is blocking nicely.
CHEESEBURGER is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGER is working for a kimura but James is defending it quite comfortably.
CHEESEBURGER is looking for a kimura here.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
James tries to clinch but CHEESEBURGER moves away
and CHEESEBURGER counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by CHEESEBURGER.
CHEESEBURGER tries to land knees in the clinch but James avoids the damage to the body.
CHEESEBURGER gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, James regains guard.
James looking to hit a scissor sweep but CHEESEBURGER is one step ahead there.
James is working hard here to advance position.
James trying to control the position here.
James avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
James is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
James escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. CHEESEBURGER gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
James wants to stand and escape but CHEESEBURGER is having none of it.
James can't keep his opponent in guard - CHEESEBURGER advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
CHEESEBURGER decides to stand and escape the position.
James moves in looking to clinch but CHEESEBURGER pushes him off.
CHEESEBURGER avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
CHEESEBURGER clinches up against the cage.
CHEESEBURGER has hold of one of James's legs. James is fighting the takedown attempt but CHEESEBURGER gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGER pushes down on James's leg and manages to get into half guard.
CHEESEBURGER is trying to work for a kimura but James is defending well.
James trying to hold on to CHEESEBURGER's head to control him but CHEESEBURGER postures up.
CHEESEBURGER looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks James with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
CHEESEBURGER stops James from getting back to his feet.
CHEESEBURGER is trying to work for a kimura but James is defending well.
CHEESEBURGER works his way into full mount!
CHEESEBURGER has hold of James's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and James manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
James keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
CHEESEBURGER raining down shots from the mount!
CHEESEBURGER is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. James can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
CHEESEBURGER punching from mount but James doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Scott James has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
James really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
CHEESEBURGER is in the full mount, landing strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
BIG CHEESEBURGER comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well CHEESEBURGER has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... BIG CHEESEBURGER!
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energy
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hype
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FIGHT
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