PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juicy Jay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Jay
vs
Black

185 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Juicy Jay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Black!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jay stuffs the takedown.
Black shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jay as he avoids it easily.
Jay tries a head kick but it misses.
Jay scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jay tries a low kick but Black avoids it.
Jay really is a fat lump.
Jay looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Black moves to clinch but Jay breaks away
and Jay counters with a nice low kick that buckles Black's knee momentarily.
Jay throws a leg kick that misses.
Jay throws a head kick but Black moves out of range.
Jay motions for Black to come forward. Jay throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jay, right into the meat.
Jay lands a high kick!
Jay lands with a nice body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jay dodges the punch combination from Black.
Black has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jay.
Black looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Black darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Black is trying to control the action in half guard but Jay is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Black might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Jay haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Jay might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Black is looking for a kimura here.
Jay tries to get to full guard but Black has control of the leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jay wants to control but Black is keeping busy.
Black wants to stand but Jay has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jay is trying to stand.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Black fails with a takedown attempt.
Juicy Jay has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Black.
The fight stays on the outside here - Black looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Black blocks a head kick by Jay.
Jay throws a head kick that misses.
Juicy Jay is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Black tries to clinch

and Jay counters by moving into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Black jumps guard but Jay turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.

Jay manages to break the clinch.
Jay throws a wild body kick that Black sees coming a mile off.

Black closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Jay takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.

Black working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Black throws an elbow but Jay slips to the side and avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Juicy Jay will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Jay lands a nice leg kick that just misses Black's sensitive parts.
No luck for Black with that takedown attempt.
Jay throws a low kick but it's checked well by Black.
Jack Black is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jay throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Black.
Jay finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jay tries to land a leg kick but Black saw it coming and moves away.
Jay walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Black checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

Black fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jay, pushing him back against the cage.
Jay tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Black avoids it.
Jay tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Black avoids it.
Black blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Jay escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Black checks a leg kick.
Black misses with a takedown attempt
and Jay counters with an inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jay moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Black tries to clinch up.
Jay thumps Black with a low kick.
Black shoots in but no luck this time.
Juicy Jay has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Black.
Black is breathing heavily.

Jay has Black up against the cage in a clinch.
Jay with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jay lands a good knee to the midsection. Black won't want to take too many of those.

Jay manages to break the clinch.
A head kick misses from Jay.
Jay feints and then cracks Black's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Black down.
Jay looks for the body kick but Black saw that one coming.
Black sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Juicy Jay is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jay fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Black has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jay.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jay.
Black takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Black's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

Jay fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Black, pushing him back against the cage.

Jay manages to break the clinch.
Jay fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Black.
Jay moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jay tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Black steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Jay. That one must have hurt.
Jay scores with a push kick.
Jay scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jay. That's going to slow Black down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jay scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jay connects with an inside leg kick.
Black takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

Jay darts in and clinches Black up against the cage.
Jay utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Jay unloads a knee to the mid-section.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Knees to the body from Jay.
Jay unloads a knee to the mid-section. Black lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Jay tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jay lands a good knee to the midsection. Black won't want to take too many of those.
Jay landing knees to the body.
Jay pressing his opponent against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Black managing to block the knees to the body from Jay.
Black is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Jay with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Jay crunches a lovely knee into Black's ribcage.
Jay is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Black can do to turn this around?
Jay tries a knee to the head but Black blocks it.
Jay stalling the fight.
Jay landing knees to the body.
Jay with a knee to the head.
Jay with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jay landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Black takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jay using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Black has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Juicy Jay dominated that second round.
That's time! Jay's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Jay moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jay lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Black on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jay. Jay obviously looking to wear him down.
Jay loads up on a big right hand but Black slips the punch.
Black loads up on a big right hand but Jay slips the punch.
Black takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick misses from Jay.
Black on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jay. Jay obviously looking to wear him down.
Black shoots in but Jay avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jay scores with a kick to the midsection.
Jay looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Black takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jay scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jay cracks the inside of Black's front leg.
Black takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jay lands with a slapping head kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jay, right into the meat.
Jay tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jay scoring well with a low kick there.
Jay misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jay misses with a head kick.
Jay thuds his shin into the meat of Black's side.
Jay fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Black has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

Jay closes the distance and clinches.
Jay lands a nice knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jay misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Black.
Jay misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Black.
Black tries to stall but Jay uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jay misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Black.
Jay landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jay throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Black blocks it with crossed arms.
Jay unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Jay using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Jay connects with a knee to the head.
Jay lands a nice knee to the body.
Black is working for takedown but Jay is calmly controlling the position for now.
Jay lands a nice knee to the body.
Jay lands a knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jay breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jay. That's going to slow Black down.
Jay throws a leg kick which misses Black's front leg but catches the back leg as Black tries to avoid it.

Jay drives through and clinches with Black against the cage.
Jay utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Jay manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jay scores a nice knee to the body.

Jay breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Black changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jay tries to avoid it but Black manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jay to the ground. Jay escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Juicy Jay has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Black.
Jay throws a leg kick which misses Black's front leg but catches the back leg as Black tries to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jay.
Jay lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Black has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jay.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jay connects with an inside leg kick.
Jay throws a head kick but Black moves out of range.
Jay looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Black.
Black takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jay throws a head kick that misses.
Jack Black has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jay lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

And that's the end of the fight!
Juicy Jay showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jay, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:26
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Juicy Jay!