PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Garson DeBramalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

DeBramalo
vs
Bill

199 cm
34
259 lbs
38 - 15 - 1

225 cm
33
300 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

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Insanely flexible

World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Garson DeBramalo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Hugh Johnson and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DeBramalo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bill sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Bill pushes DeBramalo up against the ropes in a clinch.
DeBramalo throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bill blocks it with crossed arms.
DeBramalo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bill is trying to break the clinch but DeBramalo is controlling him.
DeBramalo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bill backwards.
Bill misses with some punches.
Bill blocking some punches.
DeBramalo lands a body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
DeBramalo keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bill's efforts to push away.
Bill wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
DeBramalo landing knees to the body.
Bill looks winded!
Nice body punch from DeBramalo - that landed with a thud.
Stalling in the clinch from DeBramalo.
DeBramalo lands with a short shot to the head.
DeBramalo is leaning against Bill and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
DeBramalo unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bill lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
DeBramalo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
DeBramalo lands a shoulder strike.
DeBramalo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
DeBramalo pushes Bill back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bill has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. DeBramalo seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Bill can turn it around.
A short right from DeBramalo.
DeBramalo working Bill over with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DeBramalo lands an elbow that stopped Bill in his tracks for a moment.
DeBramalo is stalling here.
DeBramalo works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
DeBramalo digs a right hand underneath Bill's ribcage. Bill let out a lung full of air as it connected.
DeBramalo lands an uppercut.
DeBramalo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bills head.

DeBramalo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bill moves away from the strike by DeBramalo.
A big left from DeBramalo misses.
DeBramalo lands a jab to the nose.

DeBramalo closes the distance and pushes Bill back into the ropes.
DeBramalo digs a right hand underneath Bill's ribcage. Bill let out a lung full of air as it connected.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, DeBramalo creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
DeBramalo lands an elbow inside that Bill shrugs off.
A quick uppercut on the inside from DeBramalo.
Nice elbow from DeBramalo.
DeBramalo scores with a shoulder strike.

DeBramalo breaks the clinch.

DeBramalo scores a flash knockdown with a right hook that drops Bill to his hands and knees! The ref pushes DeBramalo away as he looks to land an illegal blow. Bill got an extra few seconds to recover there, which could have made all the differences as he stumbles back to his feet. The referee looks into his eyes and decides to allow the bout to continue. Can he survive?!

Bill is rocked!
DeBramalo has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Thunder Dome in the buildup to the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DeBramalo misses with a body kick.
Bill missing with a left hand there. DeBramalo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
DeBramalo swings for the body but Bill moves out of range.
DeBramalo throws a series of punches but Bill avoids them all with ease.

Bill walks into a big right hand from DeBramalo and goes down! The referee sends DeBramalo to a neutral corner as Bill gets back to his feet. He looks OK so we're back under way.
Bill avoids a punch combination nicely.

DeBramalo cracks Bill with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Bill is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Bill is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9, he's up! Wow, he cut that one a bit fine!
Bill is still on wobbly legs! Can DeBramalo finish him?
DeBramalo tries to bum rush Bill with a series of wild strikes but Bill uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bill seems to have recovered his senses.
Bill sizes up DeBramalo with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
DeBramalo connects with a body shot that sends Bill's belly button to the back.
DeBramalo swings for the body but Bill moves out of range.
DeBramalo slips under a jab.
DeBramalo scores with a hook.

DeBramalo moves into the clinch.
Still in the clinch, DeBramalo scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bill takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Shitty Bill has been cut.
DeBramalo is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
DeBramalo cracks Bill with a big uppercut, right up the middle and Bill goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! Bill wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Garson DeBramalo!
Garson DeBramalo retains his super heavyweight title!
An intense looking Garson DeBramalo took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'That asshole was tall. My hands smell like ham.'.