PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Vintage Vodka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yokkao Kaennorsing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kaennorsing has chosen Jungle Boogie as his entrance music. Yokkao Kaennorsing has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Vodka
vs
Kaennorsing

178 cm
29
203 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

188 cm
29
202 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Vintage Vodka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yokkao Kaennorsing!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaennorsing tries a low kick but Vodka avoids it.
Kaennorsing tries a low kick but Vodka avoids it.
Kaennorsing avoids the head kick by Vodka.
Kaennorsing buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Vodka throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kaennorsing.
Kaennorsing scores with a leg kick.
Vodka looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Vodka throws an overhand right that lands on Kaennorsing's shoulder, as Kaennorsing tries to avoid the shot.
Vodka misses with a telegraphed body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Vodka tries a head kick but it misses.
Kaennorsing swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vodka avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kaennorsing misses with an uppercut.
Kaennorsing with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kaennorsing plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kaennorsing throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vodka scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kaennorsing doesn't seem bothered though.
Kaennorsing jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kaennorsing jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kaennorsing tries to bum rush Vodka with a series of wild strikes but Vodka uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kaennorsing throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vodka looks to land a left hand but Kaennorsing moved out of range nicely.
Kaennorsing blocks a head kick by Vodka.
Kaennorsing clobbers Vodka with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kaennorsing throws an overhand right that lands on Vodka's shoulder, as Vodka tries to avoid the shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Vodka.
Vodka takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Vodka dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kaennorsing. That did some damage!
A punch combination from Kaennorsing misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vodka is looking to slow Kaennorsing down with leg kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Vodka. Kaennorsing shrugs it off though.
Vodka checks the leg kick.
Vodka checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kaennorsing throws a body punch but Vodka moves out of range.
Kaennorsing moves out of range of the body kick from Vodka.
Vodka throws an overhand right that lands on Kaennorsing's shoulder, as Kaennorsing tries to avoid the shot.
Nice straight punches there by Kaennorsing. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kaennorsing.
Kaennorsing walks forward, straight into a front kick from Vodka.
Kaennorsing throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vodka. Kaennorsing does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vodka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kaennorsing.
Vodka throws a shot to the body.
Vodka is looking to wear down Kaennorsing with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vodka throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kaennorsing.
Vodka cracks Kaennorsing with an open hand slap.
Kaennorsing scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Vodka doesn't seem bothered though.
Vodka takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Vodka listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kaennorsing tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vodka was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaennorsing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vodka lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kaennorsing tries to land a leg kick but Vodka saw it coming and moves away.
No joy there for Kaennorsing, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kaennorsing takes a swing at Vodka's ribcage but misses.
Kaennorsing throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good standup being displayed there by Vodka as he connects with a hook.
Vodka takes one to the chin there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vodka with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kaennorsing misses with an uppercut. Vodka saw that one coming.
Vodka comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Vodka connects with a solid leg kick.
Kaennorsing thows a body shot but no joy.
Good standup being displayed there by Vodka as he connects with a hook.
A head kick by Vodka misses
and Kaennorsing counters with a left and a right that stings Vodka.
Kaennorsing swings for the body but Vodka moves out of range.
Vodka drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kaennorsing tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vodka uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kaennorsing.
A right-left combo lands from Vodka.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Vintage Vodka will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Vodka slips a jab from Kaennorsing.
Kaennorsing jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A swing and a miss from Kaennorsing.
A low kick from Kaennorsing is predictable there
and Vodka counters with a big right hand! Oh Kaennorsing is in trouble here! Vodka follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vintage Vodka!
After the big win, Vintage Vodka made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors TFP Graphics - Pit Inc and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.