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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Ganesha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boo Tiny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ganesha kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Ganesha Pramana. Tiny has chosen Filth Pig as his entrance music. Lord Ganesha has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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225 cm
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300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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199 cm
29
283 lbs
22 - 9 - 1 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lord Ganesha! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
22 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Boo Tiny! The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ganesha swats away the attempt to clinch by Tiny. Tiny closes the distance looking to clinch and Ganesha counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Tiny closes the distance but Ganesha moves to the side and Ganesha counters with a lovely straight right hand!
It looks like Boo Tiny has been cut. Tiny moves to clinch but Ganesha breaks away and Ganesha counters with a straight right hand. Tiny closes the distance and pushes Ganesha back into the ropes. Tiny lands an elbow just above Ganesha 's eye.
It looks like Lord Ganesha has been cut. This has been an exciting period of action! A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors. Tiny lands a nice elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ganesha tries to work over Tiny's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Tiny throws an elbow that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Ganesha fails to land. Ganesha blocks the elbow strike.
Tiny lands an elbow just above Ganesha 's eye. Tiny lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Lord Ganesha's cut is getting worse. Tiny lands an elbow inside. With the fighters up against the ropes, Tiny throws an elbow but misses. Ganesha takes an elbow to the temple.
Lord Ganesha's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it. Ganesha takes an elbow to the temple. Ganesha wants to break free but Tiny has control.
Tiny creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ganesha's defenses.
Jeez, Lord Ganesha's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lord Ganesha's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Boo Tiny! Post fight, an emotional Boo Tiny said 'I always thought the removal of toes with a bolt cutter was rather humaine '.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
50% |
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