PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Chong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chong comes to the cage accompanied by I SHOT THE SHERIFF. Sheen has chosen Winning! - Charlie Sheen as his entrance music. Charlie Sheen will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Chong
vs
Sheen

187 cm
32
228 lbs
31 - 9 - 0

200 cm
27
266 lbs
18 - 8 - 2

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World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bob Chong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Ian Loll and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chong throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Chong blocks a leg kick.
Chong displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Sheen.
Sheen misses with a body punch

and Chong counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Sheen's guard now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Chong not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Chong throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Sheen works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Sheen is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Chong might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Sheen keeping moving, preventing Chong from controlling successfully.
Sheen looking to control.
Chong trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Chong wants to control from the top but Sheen keeps moving.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen is trying to control the position but Chong postures up.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Charlie Sheen.
Sheen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Sheen misses

and Chong counters with a shoot takedown. Sheen fights it but they end up in guard.
Chong wants to control from the top but Sheen keeps moving.
Sheen pulls Chong in close to prevent any damage.
Chong trying to control but Sheen is working from the bottom.
Sheen is adopting a defensive guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Charlie Sheen wasn't active enough on the ground.
Chong ducks under a wild hook from Sheen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen shoots and misses

and Chong counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sheen is pressing down on Chong's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Chong is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Chong wants to control from the top but Sheen keeps moving.

Chong thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Sheen is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Sheen keeping full guard, as Chong tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chong throws a big right hand that misses.
Chong's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Sheen has control of Chong's left arm, preventing Chong from doing any damage.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Charlie Sheen hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Chong takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sheen throws the left hand but Chong avoids the punch easily.
Sheen misses with a wild body shot.
Sheen uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Chong has time to react.
Sheen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chong.
Chong defending well as Sheen loads up on a big left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen misses with a wild body shot.
Sheen takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen lands with a straight right. Chong didn't see that one coming.
Chong throws the kick towards the body but Sheen avoids it.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Chong tries to clinch there but Sheen circles away.
Chong defending well as Sheen loads up on a big left hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Chong is just out of range.
Sheen punishes Chong's body with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Chong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Sheen's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Sheen misses with a straight left.
Sheen swats away the attempt to clinch by Chong.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chong showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sheen.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Chong here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Sheen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Sheen misses with a wild body shot.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chong.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong avoids the head kick by Sheen.
Sheen loads up on a big right hand but Chong slips the punch.
Sheen's corner calls for a 1-2. Sheen obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Sheen misses with an uppercut. Chong saw that one coming.
Chong throws a head kick that misses.
Sheen digs a good body shot into Chong's ribs.
Chong scores with a jab. Sheen acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Sheen misses with a few strikes there.
Chong avoids a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chong staying out of range there.
Charlie Sheen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen looks for a takedown but Chong sprawls well.
Chong tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Sheen swivels and escapes.
Sheen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Sheen lands a left and a right that send Chong crashing to the mat, dazed. Sheen thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Bob Chong has been cut.
Chong takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sheen fails with the takedown

and Chong decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Sheen's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chong with a nice head shot there.
Chong wants to control from the top but Sheen keeps moving.
Sheen seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Chong wants to control from the top but Sheen keeps moving.
Chong wants to pass the guard but Sheen is keeping the position.
Sheen is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Sheen avoids the body shot from Chong.
Sheen misses with a lunging right hand

and Chong counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Sheen!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen has one of Chong's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Chong tries for a kimura but Sheen is defending well.
Chong cracks Sheen with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Chong lands a nice forearm strike.
Chong creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Sheen sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Bob Chong overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Sheen takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Sheen wants to control but Chong postures up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheen is trying to get back to half guard.
Sheen gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Sheen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Chong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chong manages to avoid it.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Chong is just out of range.
Sheen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sheen pivots, looking for a leg kick but Chong is out of range and Sheen settles back down.
Charlie Sheen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sheen checks a leg kick.
Sheen shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Chong as he avoids it easily.
Chong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sheen displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Chong.
The fighters circling - Sheen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sheen throws a leg kick that is checked

and Chong counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Sheen manages to get to full guard.
Sheen utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Sheen wants to sweep but no luck.
Chong postures up in Sheen's guard and throws a big left but Sheen blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chong in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Chong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Sheen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chong scoring with some ground and pound.
Sheen trying to keep a closed guard but Chong is proving a slippery customer.
Chong trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Sheen manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Sheen sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Chong keeping moving, preventing Sheen from controlling successfully.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Charlie Sheen hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Sheen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chong takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Chong throws a poor cross that misses
and Sheen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Sheen scores with a sloppy right hand. Chong should have avoided that one.
Sheen misses with a low kick.
Sheen throws a leg kick

and Chong counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chong trying to control the position from guard on top but Sheen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sheen is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen trying to control the position here.
Chong lands a couple of digs.
Chong has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sheen controlling the position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Sheen looking to control.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Charlie Sheen hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Sheen takes a swing at Chong's ribcage but misses.
Chong uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nice body punch from Sheen.
Sheen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Chong on the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Charlie Sheen.
I think Sheen has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Sheen!
Our winner, Charlie Sheen, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.