PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kuula Natsi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzi comes to the cage accompanied by Top dog feat. Chuck Norris. Kalle Uzi could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kuula Natsi's chin.

Uzi
vs
Natsi

203 cm
37
278 lbs
24 - 14 - 1

190 cm
30
250 lbs
9 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined

CEC Nutrition Q160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Uzi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kuula Natsi!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Uzi gets caught napping as Natsi dives in and scores a takedown. Uzi manages to retain guard.
Natsi wants to control from the top but Uzi keeps moving.
Uzi avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Uzi has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Natsi working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Natsi stops Uzi from standing up.
Uzi utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Natsi stopping the sweep attempt from Uzi.
Natsi trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Natsi passes Uzi's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Natsi wants to advance to full mount but Uzi doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Natsi trying to control the position from guard on top but Uzi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Natsi stopping the sweep attempt from Uzi.
Uzi seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Natsi loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Natsi lands a couple of digs.
Uzi is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Natsi is controlling him.
Natsi trying to control the position from guard on top but Uzi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Uzi holds on and takes a little breather.
Natsi wants to control from the top but Uzi keeps moving.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Uzi throws a sloppy head kick and Natsi moves out of range easily.
Natsi throws a low kick but Uzi avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Natsi throws a leg kick
and Uzi counters with a good low kick that Natsi was not able to check.
Natsi misses with a leg kick
and Uzi makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Natsi really felt that one!
Natsi looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzi and Natsi are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Uzi throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Natsi into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Uzi knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kalle Uzi!
A victorious Kalle Uzi thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.