PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Krwawy Lopez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lopez has chosen DJ Kronic feat. Bombs Away - Looking For Some Girls as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

McWeakhands
vs
Lopez

168 cm
38
158 lbs
32 - 14 - 1

179 cm
28
180 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Project Mayhem

The Big Kabosh

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Krwawy Lopez!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Steven Brown and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands scores with a shot to the body.
Lopez scores with a crisp jab that stopped McWeakhands in his tracks.
Lopez checks a low kick from McWeakhands.
Lopez takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
McWeakhands chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lopez lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McWeakhands scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWeakhands bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lopez's head.

It looks like Krwawy Lopez has been cut.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a nice hook.
McWeakhands connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lopez. Lopez circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Lopez misses with an uppercut
and McWeakhands counters with a leg kick.
Lopez throws a leg kick but McWeakhands checks it.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lopez manages to avoid it.
Krwawy Lopez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWeakhands fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lopez on the side of the head.
Lopez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWeakhands moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lopez lands a really nice looking cross but McWeakhands seems unphased.
Lopez scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Lopez looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McWeakhands lands a slapping body shot.
Lopez lands a nice shot to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lopez.
Lopez has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lopez there as he acknowledges the shot.
McWeakhands pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McWeakhands tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lopez jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWeakhands misses with a leg kick.
McWeakhands wants to clinch.
McWeakhands lands a jab to Lopez's midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lopez swings for the body but McWeakhands moves out of range.
Lopez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWeakhands moves away.
McWeakhands pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McWeakhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands connects with a solid leg kick.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lopez manages to avoid it.
Lopez lands with an uppercut that bounces McWeakhands off the cage and back into range.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick
enabling Lopez to counter with a crisp jab.
Lopez connects with a single shot there.
Lopez misses with an uppercut
and McWeakhands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lopez has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Lopez sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lopez throws a right and a left that McWeakhands avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lopez lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Lopez tries to land a front kick but McWeakhands steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lopez stuns McWeakhands with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McWeakhands blocks a head kick by Lopez.
Decent striking displayed by Lopez there.
McWeakhands ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lopez throws a leg kick that is checked
and McWeakhands counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lopez lands a glancing blow to the side of McWeakhands's head.
McWeakhands throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McWeakhands takes a swing at Lopez's ribcage but misses.
McWeakhands displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lopez throws out the jab.
A shot to the liver by McWeakhands. Beautiful body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

McWeakhands closes the distance and pushes Lopez back into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Lopez pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lopez misses with a lunging right hand
and McWeakhands counters with a nice uppercut.

Lopez is rocked!
McWeakhands digs a good body shot into Lopez's ribs.
Lopez is still on wobbly legs! Can McWeakhands finish him?
Lopez looks winded!
McWeakhands lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Lopez head around and knocks him out cold! McWeakhands hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dumbass McWeakhands!
A relieved looking Dumbass McWeakhands thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.