PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Krusty Klown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klown comes to the cage accompanied by Who Da Champion. Parker has chosen Lucky You as his entrance music. Krusty Klown has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Klown
vs
Parker

185 cm
21
155 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

170 cm
19
150 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Krusty Klown!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Peter Parker!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Kavanagh and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klown stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Parker.
Parker is looking to clinch.
Klown shoots in for a double leg but Parker sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Parker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Klown keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Klown fails with the takedown.
Peter Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klown walks into a jab.
Klown blocks a leg kick.
Klown really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Klown decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Klown thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Parker controlling the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Klown seems to be working for a kimura but Parker defends the submission attempt.
Parker works his way to full guard. Good work.

Klown thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Parker manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Klown manages to get himself to full guard.
Parker controlling from the top position.

Klown looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Parker has picked Klown up and slammed him! Klown can't keep hold of the triangle and Parker manages to pass to side control!
Parker controlling from side mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Klown tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Parker decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Parker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Klown shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Parker as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Krusty Klown. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Klown takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker takes a swing at Klown's ribcage but misses.
Klown fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Klown uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Parker.
Parker misses with a double jab.
Klown fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Parker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Klown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parker.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Parker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klown moves away.
Klown checks a leg kick nicely.
Parker smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Klown looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Parker misses the target.
Parker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Klown sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A nice combination there by Parker.
A punch combination from Klown misses.
Klown fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Parker dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Klown scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The strikes coming from Klown are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Parker is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Parker is looking to control Klown's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Parker avoid being mounted?
Parker moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Parker avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Klown drops back, looking for a kneebar! Parker looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Parker looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Parker!
Parker controls the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klown is looking for a sweep.
Klown misses with a strike from the bottom.
Klown is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Parker's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Klown is looking to control Parker's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Klown avoid being mounted?
Klown wants to get back to full guard.
Parker not doing much here.
Parker prevents Klown from improving his position.

Klown looking for submissions off his back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Parker sitting and controlling from the half guard.

Klown looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Parker perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Parker is keen to just control but Klown is a slippery customer.
Parker is thwarting Klown's attempts to control the position.
Klown is looking to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Klown closes this distance looking for a takedown but Parker circles away.
Parker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Parker stuffs the takedown.
Nice takedown defense from Parker. No joy for Klown on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Krusty Klown. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parker throws a series of punches but Klown moves out of range.
A left and a right from Parker both land. Nice combination.
Parker misses with a series of wild punches.
Parker throws a leg kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker throws a quick inside leg kick.
A punch combination from Parker misses.
Klown slips under a jab from Parker.
Klown fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Klown shoots in but no luck this time.
Parker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Horrible takedown by Klown or perhaps it was just good defense by Parker which made him look bad.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Parker showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Klown fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Klown throws a right hand that Parker ducks under and follows up with a left that Parker also avoids with ease.
Parker misses with a wild body shot.
Parker throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Klown stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Klown dodges the punch combination from Parker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klown blocks a low kick nicely.
Parker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Klown scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Parker wants to control but Klown is keeping busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Klown is tying to control. Parker wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Klown looking for a submission but Parker manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Parker lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Klown!
Parker looking to control but Klown is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Klown wants to hold on but Parker pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klown is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Klown wants to hold on but Parker pushes him away.
Klown is in all sorts of trouble here.
Klown slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Parker perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Klown trying to control here.
Klown is not content to let Parker control the position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klown tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.

Klown actively working from the bottom here.
Klown wants to get back to full guard but Parker has mounted him!
Klown working to try and regain half guard.
Klown sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Klown tries to roll over but Parker keeps him under control.
Parker is controlling the pace.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Klown is trying to get back to full guard.
Klown on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Parker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Klown keeps working.
Parker looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Parker seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Peter Parker just about did enough to take it.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Klown shoots in for a takedown but Parker shows good takedown defense.
A slow jab from Parker misses its intended target.
Parker stuffs the takedown.
Parker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parker stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Krusty Klown. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Parker, right into the meat.
A combination from Parker does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Parker scores with a leg kick.
Klown bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Klown slips under a jab.
Klown ducks under a wild hook from Parker.

Parker closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Klown is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Parker off and has taken his back!
Parker looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.

Klown is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Parker has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.

Parker is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Parker defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Klown's arms.
Klown is not going to allow Parker to sit and survive in this position.

Klown looking to break Parker's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Parker remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Klown will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Parker fending off the submission attempt from Klown.
Klown will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Klown is trying to stick to Parker's back but Parker is turning into Klown. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Klown's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Parker.
Parker tries to free his leg and advance position but Klown is retaining full guard.
Parker wants to get up but he can't break Klown's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

Klown is looking for a triangle but Parker pushes his legs off easily.
Parker forces his way into half guard.
Peter Parker has got the better of the ground game so far.
Klown tries to roll over but Parker keeps him under control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Parker is thwarting Klown's attempts to control the position.
Klown punching from the bottom.

Klown looking for submissions off his back.
Parker perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Klown trying to control here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Parker dominated that fourth round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Nice shot lands for Parker.
Klown fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A swing and a miss from Parker.
Parker misses with a two punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch but Klown swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Parker throws a leg kick but Klown moved away.
A head kick misses from Klown.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Klown darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

Klown is trying to work for a kimura but Parker is defending well.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.

Parker looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Parker trying to control here.

Klown is working for a kimura but Parker is defending it quite comfortably.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Klown is working for a kimura but Parker is defending it quite comfortably.
Parker is holding on to half guard well.
Klown throws a strike but Parker avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Klown wants to pass the guard but Parker is keeping the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klown wants to control from the top but Parker keeps moving.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Parker lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Klown ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Klown ducks right into an uppercut from Parker.
Klown defending well as Parker loads up on a big left hand.
Klown shoots in looking for a takedown. Parker tries to sprawl out of it but Klown keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Parker manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Parker misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Parker misses with a jab, cross combination.
Klown with a poor takedown
and Parker counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Krusty Klown. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parker lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Parker keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Klown takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

And that's the end of the fight!
Peter Parker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Parker has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Peter Parker!
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Peter Parker!
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight for Peter Parker!

Peter Parker wins by unanimous decision!
Peter Parker is the new featherweight champion!