PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trent Quo Titan Kirbs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake The (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kirbs's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Steve Miller Band - The Joker. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Quo Titan Kirbs
vs
The

186 cm
24
215 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

191 cm
31
221 lbs
17 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Syndicate Nutrition
BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Trent Quo Titan Kirbs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Jake The!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, John Mangel and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kirbs is looking to slow The down with leg kicks.
The finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kirbs works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The throws a solid leg kick but Kirbs takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The.
The tries a head kick but it misses.
Kirbs dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The. That did some damage!
The throws a sloppy head kick and Kirbs moves out of range easily.

The darts in and clinches Kirbs up against the cage.
Kirbs lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kirbs doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kirbs lands a nice elbow.
Kirbs swings wildly with an uppercut but The uses good head movement to avoid it.
The tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kirbs lands a right hand.
Kirbs wants to break free but The has control.
The is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kirbs is defending well for now.
The with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kirbs lands an uppercut.
Kirbs gets through The's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kirbs throws a punch but it's blocked by The.
The blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The blocks the elbow strike.
The tries to stall but Kirbs uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Kirbs doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kirbs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The looking to throw knees to the head but Kirbs is blocking nicely.
The with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The trying to land knees to the body.
Kirbs on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Kirbs.
A short right from Kirbs.
Kirbs scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kirbs tries to circle away but The has him pinned against the cage.
Knees to the body from The.
The misses with a knee strike.
The trying to land knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Kirbs fails to land.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The.
The crunches a lovely knee into Kirbs's ribcage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kirbs blocks it with crossed arms.
Kirbs misses with the head strike.
Kirbs tries to break free but The pushes him back against the cage.
The is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kirbs is defending well for now.
The throws a knee to the head but misses.
The is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kirbs is defending well for now.
The utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The blocks an uppercut.
The tries to land a knee to the head but Kirbs blocks with his arms.
Kirbs is trying to break the clinch but The has him pressed against the cage.
Kirbs gets through The's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The lands a good knee to the midsection. Kirbs won't want to take too many of those.
The blocks an uppercut.
The tries a knee to the head but Kirbs blocks it.
The blocks an uppercut.
Kirbs throws a head punch that misses.
Kirbs lands a hook that snaps the head of The backwards.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The stalling against the cage.
Kirbs managing to block the knees to the body from The.
Kirbs lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The backwards.

Kirbs breaks from the clinch.
Kirbs takes a kick to the side of the head.
The is looking to clinch.
Kirbs pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kirbs throws a hook but The blocks it.
The wants to clinch.
Kirbs throws a shot from downtown. The moves away and avoids it.
Kirbs checks a low kick from The.
A head kick misses from The.
A punch combination from Kirbs misses.
The misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kirbs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kirbs swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The tries a low kick but Kirbs avoids it.
Kirbs throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kirbs throws out a leg kick but The moves out of range and Kirbs only half commits.
Kirbs throws a series of punches but The moves out of range.
Nice jab there from Kirbs.
The lands a high kick!
Kirbs lands with a slapping head kick.
The lands a head kick. Kirbs smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The tries a head kick but it misses.
An inside leg kick from Kirbs misses.
Kirbs lands with an uppercut that bounces The off the cage and back into range.
Kirbs throws a lazy uppercut
and The counters with a slapping leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kirbs fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The takes one on the button.
Kirbs scores with a head kick. The tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jake The will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

The blocks a jab.
Kirbs circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kirbs throws a head kick that misses.
The fails with an attempt to clinch.
A jab from Kirbs does it's job there.
The feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kirbs's calf.

The takes the fight into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kirbs.

Kirbs breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A head kick from The lands but Kirbs takes it in his stride.
An inside leg kick from Kirbs misses.
The fails in his attempt to clinch.
The moves into range and connects with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kirbs.

The clinches with his opponent.
The pushes Kirbs back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Kirbs on the inside.
The blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jake The seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Kirbs makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The blocking some punches.
The lands a right hand.
The scores with a knee to the head.
The using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kirbs has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kirbs lands with a light punch inside.
Kirbs throws a punch but it's blocked by The.
Kirbs's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kirbs on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kirbs scores with a shoulder strike.
The misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kirbs.
Kirbs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kirbs lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The backwards.
The blocks an uppercut.
Kirbs pushes The back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The blocks an elbow strike from Kirbs.
The blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The is trying to maintain a safe position but Kirbs gets an underhook and turns The into the cage.
Kirbs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kirbs misses with the head strike.
The trying to land knees to the body.
The blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The effectively controlling the action here.
The tries a knee to the head but Kirbs blocks it.
Kirbs creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kirbs.
The tries to land a knee to the head but Kirbs blocks with his arms.
The blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kirbs blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kirbs.

Kirbs breaks the clinch.
Kirbs misses with a wild body shot.
Kirbs jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The defending well as Kirbs loads up on a big left hand.
Kirbs connects with the punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kirbs connects with a solid leg kick.
The blocks the body kick.
The lands with a kick to the temple. Kirbs shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The wants to clinch.
A slapping leg kick lands for The.
A head kick misses from Kirbs.
The moves to clinch but Kirbs breaks away
and Kirbs connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The tries to clinch
and Kirbs counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kirbs throws a head kick but The moves out of range.
Kirbs bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kirbs darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kirbs throws a leg kick which misses The's front leg but catches the back leg as The tries to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kirbs. The does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kirbs checks a leg kick nicely.
Kirbs connects with a body shot that sends The's belly button to the back.
Kirbs misses with a leg kick.
The moves away from the strike by Kirbs.
Kirbs throws a good cross that connects.
Kirbs smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A jab from Kirbs misses.
Kirbs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The.
An inside leg kick from Kirbs misses.
The throws a series of punches but Kirbs moves out of range.
The closes the distance but Kirbs moves to the side
and Kirbs counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kirbs swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The cracks Kirbs with a right hand to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Trent Quo Titan Kirbs dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

The wants to clinch.
Kirbs ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Donk. Kirbs catches The right on the button with a cross.
Kirbs connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kirbs scoring well with a low kick there.
The keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Trent Quo Titan Kirbs is winning the standup battle so far.
The tries to clinch but Kirbs moves away
and Kirbs counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The throws a leg kick but Kirbs sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kirbs shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. The eats them both and turns towards Kirbs to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The looks for the body kick but Kirbs saw that one coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kirbs works The's body with a nice hook.
Kirbs swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The throws a nice inside leg kick.
The will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kirbs throws a hook to the side of The's head but The sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fight stays on the outside here - The looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fails with an attempt to clinch.
The takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The throws a leg kick
and Kirbs counters with an inside leg kick.
Kirbs's jab looks to have found its range, popping The under the eye.
Kirbs ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kirbs throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kirbs avoids the head kick by The.
A shot to the body from Kirbs misses
and The counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kirbs's knee momentarily.
Kirbs keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The.
Kirbs moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The throws a leg kick
enabling Kirbs to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The.
The scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The misses with an attempted mid kick.
The lands a leg kick that knocks Kirbs off balance momentarily.
The throws a head kick that misses.
The tries a head kick but it misses.
Kirbs lands a nice leg kick that just misses The's sensitive parts.
The lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The needs to keep his hands up - Kirbs had a free shot at his head there.
The wants to clinch up but Kirbs keeps it at a distance.
Kirbs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The.
Kirbs lands with an uppercut that bounces The off the cage and back into range.
Kirbs throws a leg kick which misses The's front leg but catches the back leg as The tries to avoid it.
Kirbs swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kirbs lands a right hook to the body.
Good shot there by Kirbs.
Kirbs lands a slapping body shot.
Kirbs scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kirbs lands a jab to the head.
The throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kirbs scores with a sloppy right hand. The should have avoided that one.
Kirbs fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kirbs thuds his shin into the meat of The's side.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kirbs throws a head kick but The moves out of range.
The finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A bone on bone clash there as Kirbs blocks the leg kick.
The has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The throws a leg kick
and Kirbs counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kirbs throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The thumps Kirbs with a low kick.
The tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A slapping leg kick lands for The.
Some wild striking there from Kirbs.
Kirbs avoids the head kick by The.
The misses with a low kick.
The moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

The closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kirbs misses with a punch on the inside.
The is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kirbs is defending well for now.

Kirbs's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice uppercut lands for Kirbs. That snapped The's head back.
The moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

And that's the end of the fight!
Trent Quo Titan Kirbs showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Kirbs has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:28
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Trent Quo Titan Kirbs!
A relieved looking Trent Quo Titan Kirbs thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.