PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lunchmeat Sandwich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert E Conan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Robert E Conan has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lunchmeat Sandwich's chin.

Sandwich
vs
E Conan

180 cm
20
165 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

168 cm
23
163 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Very strong

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Pirates Powder
The Dark Side

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lunchmeat Sandwich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Robert E Conan!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Conan moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Sandwich changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Conan looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Sandwich wants to control but Conan is keeping him busy.
Conan is trying to control Sandwich's posture but Sandwich avoids it.

Sandwich tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Sandwich has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Sandwich wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Conan, who protects the arm well.
Conan really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Sandwich. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Conan is looking to regain half guard here but Sandwich keeps moving and retains side control.

Conan wants to improve his position, back to half guard but Sandwich has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Conan's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Conan is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for Sandwich!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Lunchmeat Sandwich!
An out of breath and clearly excited Lunchmeat Sandwich thanked Pirates Powder for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).