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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bill H Ahellno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ahellno comes to the cage accompanied by Domination. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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186 lbs
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185 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bill H Ahellno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Turd!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Jeff Smith and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ahellno moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Turd lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Ahellno has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Ahellno and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ahellno blocks a head kick by Turd.
Ahellno moves into the clinch.
Ahellno jumps guard but Turd stands there with Ahellno around his waist. Ahellno gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Ahellno pulls guard successfully.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Turd engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Ahellno might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Ahellno working for a triangle but Turd defends it easily.
Ahellno working for a triangle but Turd defends it easily.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Ahellno escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Turd gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd trying to control but Ahellno is working from the bottom.
Turd got a little sloppy there for a moment and Ahellno has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Turd has managed to get both his arms back between Ahellno's legs - danger averted.
Ahellno had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Turd defends it easily.
Ahellno looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Turd not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Ahellno is looking for a triangle but Turd pushes his legs off easily.
Turd must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Turd wants to control from the top but Ahellno keeps moving.
Turd is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Frank Turd.
Turd tries to land a front kick but Ahellno steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Turd takes a jab right on the kisser.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Ahellno looks to clinch
and Turd counters with a thumping low kick.
A jab from Turd misses.
Ahellno tries to clinch up but Turd circles away and keeps his distance.
Ahellno throws a shot from downtown. Turd moves away and avoids it.
Turd will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Turd has Ahellno up against the cage in a clinch.
Ahellno fails to pull guard.
Turd with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ahellno tries to pull guard but Turd forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bill H Ahellno. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turd tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ahellno fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Ahellno manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Ahellno working for a triangle but Turd defends it easily.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Ahellno looking for subs off his back but Turd has passed one foot through into half guard.
Turd wants to control but Ahellno is keeping him busy.
Turd not doing much here.
Ahellno is refusing to be controlled, as Turd sits in half guard.
Turd really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Ahellno. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd is thwarting Ahellno's attempts to control the position.
Turd is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Frank Turd was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Ahellno is looking to clinch.
Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Turd has closed the distance and engaged Ahellno in a clinch.
Ahellno tries to pull guard but Turd won't allow it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd trying to stall but Ahellno improves his position.
Ahellno jumps guard but Turd stands there with Ahellno around his waist. Ahellno gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Turd throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ahellno blocks it with crossed arms.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd just leaning against Ahellno, taking a breather.
Ahellno managing to block the knees to the body from Turd.
Ahellno is trying to pull guard but Turd turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Turd tries to land knees in the clinch but Ahellno avoids the damage to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Bill H Ahellno will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Ahellno tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Turd makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Ahellno really felt that one!
Ahellno uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Turd.
Turd throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Ahellno throws the left hand but Turd avoids the punch easily.
Turd is looking to slow Ahellno down with leg kicks.
Ahellno sizes up Turd with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A leg kick checked by Ahellno.
Turd moves into the clinch.
Turd using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ahellno has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ahellno jumps guard but Turd stands there with Ahellno around his waist. Ahellno gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Ahellno fails to pull guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ahellno pulls guard.
Turd wants to stand but Ahellno is controlling his posture from full guard.
Ahellno wants to sweep but no luck.
Ahellno keeping moving, preventing Turd from controlling successfully.
Ahellno working for a triangle but Turd defends it easily.
Ahellno had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Turd defends it easily.
Turd wants to pass the guard but Ahellno is keeping the position.
Turd stands up from Ahellno's guard - Turd perhaps looking for a knockout.
Turd throws a push kick but Ahellno slaps the foot to one side.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd swats away the attempt to clinch by Ahellno.
Turd showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ahellno.
Turd connects with a leg kick. Ahellno looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Turd finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Ahellno wants to clinch up but Turd keeps it at a distance.
Ahellno throws a hook but Turd blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ahellno misses with a leg kick.
Ahellno tries to clinch up.
Ahellno tries to clinch but Turd moves out of range.
Turd misses with a low kick as Ahellno jumps back.
Ahellno tries to clinch up.
A big left from Ahellno misses.
Ahellno tries to clinch up.
Ahellno tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ahellno throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A head kick from Turd lands but Ahellno takes it in his stride.
Ahellno tries to clinch but Turd moves out of range.
Ahellno avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bill H Ahellno seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Turd.
Ahellno blocks the body kick.
Ahellno closes the distance looking to clinch
and Turd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Turd gets tackled into the cage by Ahellno. Ahellno maintains the clinch.
Ahellno jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Turd walks away with a smile on his face. Ahellno gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bill H Ahellno. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ahellno tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Turd keeps the fight on the outside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A big right from Ahellno misses.
Ahellno takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Turd has Ahellno up against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frank Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Ahellno misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Turd steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ahellno.
Ahellno tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Turd paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ahellno tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ahellno tries to clinch but Turd moves out of range.
Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ahellno fails with an attempt to clinch.
An inside leg kick from Turd misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Turd.
Ahellno tries to clinch up but Turd circles away and keeps his distance.
Turd moves into range and connects with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ahellno. That did some damage!
Ahellno tries to clinch up.
Turd throws a nice inside leg kick.
Turd pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A good leg kick by Turd.
Turd lands a leg kick that knocks Ahellno off balance momentarily.
Ahellno swinging wildly here.
Turd lands with a good body shot.
Turd is looking to land body kicks.
Turd lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Turd misses with a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Turd.
Turd bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ahellno gets a clinch.
Ahellno avoiding damage as Turd throws knees to the body.
Ahellno tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Turd smiles and moves away.
Turd fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Ahellno is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Ahellno rushes Turd and presses him up against the cage.
Turd content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Turd using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ahellno has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Turd is trying to maintain a safe position but Ahellno gets an underhook and turns Turd into the cage.
Ahellno jumps guard and drags Turd to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ahellno has his foot on Turd's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Turd works his way back into a safe position though.
Ahellno looking for a guillotine here but Turd defends easily.
Turd wanted to stand there but Ahellno had control of the position.
Turd is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Ahellno is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Ahellno wants to sweep but no luck.
Ahellno had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Turd defends it easily.
Ahellno is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd gets to his feet - Ahellno follows without any prompting.
Jab from Turd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ahellno moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Ahellno tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Turd wants to land a leg kick but Ahellno is out of range.
Ahellno moves out of range of the body kick from Turd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A lazy left from Ahellno finds it's target.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ahellno avoids the body shot from Turd.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Frank Turd.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Josh West scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Frank Turd!
Frank Turd looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Frank Turd grabs the microphone and screams "HEY YALL I JUST TURDED ALL OVER HIS FACE!"
He drops the microphone as the crowd goes wild.'.
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energy
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hype
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