PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Laguna Lunaris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Dong has chosen Aegukka as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lunaris
vs
Jong Dong

170 cm
31
280 lbs
15 - 2 - 0

225 cm
33
265 lbs
14 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Laguna Lunaris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Jong Dong!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Steve Erwin and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lunaris is looking to clinch.
Lunaris throws a looping overhand right but Jong Dong ducks down to avoid it.
Jong Dong shoots in but Lunaris avoids the takedown attempt easily.

Lunaris moves into the clinch.
Lunaris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Kim Jong Dong has been cut.
Lunaris lands an elbow inside.
Jong Dong takes an elbow to the temple.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Lunaris just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jong Dong's brow.
Lunaris pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Lunaris lands an elbow inside that Jong Dong shrugs off.

That has opened up Kim Jong Dong's cut even more.
Lunaris lands an elbow inside that Jong Dong shrugs off.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kim Jong Dong's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Laguna Lunaris!
After the big win, Laguna Lunaris made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Happy Pills 159Q and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.