PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Braden Turk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pepe LePew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turk kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Status Quo - Deeper and Down. The crowd seem to be enjoying LePew's choice of entrance music: Smoke Serpent- . The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Turk
vs
LePew

168 cm
29
149 lbs
18 - 12 - 0

172 cm
28
152 lbs
18 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Braden Turk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pepe LePew!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, William Peck and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LePew throws a leg kick but Turk checks it.
Turk moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Turk, right into the meat.
LePew moves out of range as Turk throws a body kick.
Turk throws a body punch but LePew moves out of range.
Turk looks to land a combination but LePew avoids it well.
Turk bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Turk misses with a double jab.
LePew walks into a jab.
Turk looks to score with a jab to the body but LePew is just out of range.
Turk moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
LePew takes one on the chin but seems OK.

LePew is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
LePew takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
LePew is still on wobbly legs! Can Turk finish him?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turk misses the jab.
LePew seems to have recovered his senses.
Braden Turk is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
LePew closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Turk swings for the body but LePew moves out of range.
LePew drops his hands momentarily and Turk takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
LePew displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Turk throws out the jab.
Turk tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but LePew was well out of range. Poor timing from Turk.
Turk swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Turk connects with a single shot there.
Braden Turk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turk throws out a loose jab but LePew uses good head movement to avoid it.

Turk moves into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Turk scores with a nice short uppercut.

Turk breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
LePew avoids the body shot from Turk.
Turk lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Turk is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
An inside leg kick lands from Turk.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turk jabs LePew to the body, keeping him at a distance.

Turk closes the distance and pushes LePew back into the cage.
LePew has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Turk avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
LePew takes an elbow to the forehead.
Turk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Turk gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from LePew.
LePew can't get the takedown.
Braden Turk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pepe LePew.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turk makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Turk lands an elbow that stopped LePew in his tracks for a moment.
Turk lands a knee to the body.
A short right from Turk.
Nice elbow from Turk.
Turk lands a shot to the body.
Turk lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Turk lands a nice shot to the body.
Turk lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
LePew can't get the takedown.
Turk landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Turk lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Turk scores with a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
LePew wants a takedown but no success here.
Turk digs a right hand into LePew's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on LePew's gas tank.
LePew looks winded!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
LePew's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
LePew is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Turk to keep the fight standing.
Turk lands a hook to the side of the head.
Turk lands a damaging elbow.
Turk digs a right hand into LePew's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on LePew's gas tank.
Turk gets underhooks to prevent LePew's takedown attempt.
Turk scores with a hook to the body.

Turk pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
LePew drops his hands momentarily and Turk takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Turk dances in with a quick combination. LePew is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Turk snaps LePew's head back. LePew stumbles backwards against the cage. Turk steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with LePew's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. LePew just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Braden Turk!
A relieved looking Braden Turk thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.