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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ales Zhandunka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman has chosen Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square as his entrance music. Ales Zhandunka had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 266.0lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Ales Zhandunka has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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275 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ales Zhandunka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Damien Edna and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zhandunka uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bateman staying out of range there.
Zhandunka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bateman.
Bateman lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bateman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zhandunka.
Zhandunka connects with a looping right hand.
Good leg kick by Bateman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bateman scores with a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bateman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zhandunka.
Bateman works the jab nicely.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bateman.
Zhandunka is breathing heavily.
Bateman connects with a body shot that sends Zhandunka's belly button to the back.
Bateman thumps Zhandunka with a low kick.
Zhandunka takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bateman.
Zhandunka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bateman.
Bateman scores with the left hand. Zhandunka knows he should have avoided that one.
Zhandunka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bateman.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bateman digs a good body shot into Zhandunka's ribs.
Bateman misses with a body shot.
Bateman staying out of range there.
A jab from Bateman finds it's way through Zhandunka's defenses.
Bateman scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bateman.
Bateman connects with a nice looking jab.
Zhandunka takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zhandunka takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bateman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Crunch! Bateman slams his shin into Zhandunka's torso.
Zhandunka moves away from the strike by Bateman.
An inside leg kick lands from Bateman.
Bateman throws out a loose jab but Zhandunka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zhandunka misses with a looping left.
Bateman scores with a nice body kick.
Bateman misses with a hook.
Zhandunka takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bateman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zhandunka walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bateman.
Bateman misses with a straight left.
Bateman dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zhandunka. That did some damage!
Bateman lands with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good leg kick by Bateman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bateman with a jab.
Bateman lands the left hand.
Zhandunka is rocked!
Bateman throws an uppercut from hell that sends Zhandunka clean off his feet! He's out cold! Bateman stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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hype
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