PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arnold Palmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dimitry McFarlen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Palmer comes to the ring accompanied by Freddie Gibbs - National Anthem (Fuck The World). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Palmer
vs
McFarlen

191 cm
33
264 lbs
19 - 6 - 0

201 cm
31
279 lbs
27 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction
Convicted Trap House

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Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arnold Palmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dimitry McFarlen!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFarlen checks a leg kick.
Palmer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between McFarlen's hands.
McFarlen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Palmer.
Palmer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Arnold Palmer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Palmer throws a lazy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Palmer throws a lazy right hand but McFarlen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Palmer misses with a body shot.
Palmer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McFarlen sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Palmer lands a nice looking body shot.
Palmer connects with a single shot there.
Palmer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McFarlen lands a jab to Palmer's midsection.
McFarlen fails to land with a series of punches.
Palmer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McFarlen.
McFarlen wants to slow Palmer down by chopping away at his legs.
Palmer slips under a jab from McFarlen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Palmer.
A head kick misses from McFarlen.
That kick from Palmer tenderised McFarlen's leg. McFarlen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Palmer misses with a body kick.
Palmer misses with a head kick.
McFarlen lands a front kick.
Palmer throws a body kick that misses.

McFarlen drives through and clinches with Palmer against the ropes.
McFarlen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Palmer lands a hook that snaps the head of McFarlen backwards.
Palmer swings wildly with an uppercut but McFarlen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Palmer throws an elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFarlen creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

Palmer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice shot lands for Palmer.

It looks like Dimitry McFarlen has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McFarlen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Palmer moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Palmer. McFarlen does a little dance to reset his feet.
McFarlen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Palmer throws a hook but McFarlen avoids it easily.
McFarlen throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Palmer.

It looks like Arnold Palmer has been cut.
A bone on bone clash there as McFarlen blocks the leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Palmer.
McFarlen ducks right into an uppercut from Palmer.
McFarlen drops his hands momentarily and Palmer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
McFarlen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McFarlen scores with a jab to the head.
Palmer cracks McFarlen with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Palmer thows a body shot but no joy.
Palmer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McFarlen.
Palmer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Palmer just misses with a punch to the body.
McFarlen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Palmer there.
McFarlen ducks under a wild hook from Palmer.
McFarlen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Palmer is breathing heavily.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by McFarlen!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Palmer is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Palmer tries to move into range but McFarlen moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A punch lands to the side of Palmer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Nice body kick from Palmer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Palmer throws a body punch but McFarlen moves out of range.
Palmer does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
McFarlen throws a front kick that sends Palmer stumbling back into the ropes.
Palmer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

McFarlen rushes Palmer and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
McFarlen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McFarlen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McFarlen lands an uppercut.
McFarlen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
McFarlen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
McFarlen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
McFarlen landing knees to the head.
McFarlen tries a knee to the head but Palmer blocks it.
McFarlen lands a hook to the side of the head.
McFarlen misses with a knee to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from McFarlen.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
McFarlen lands a shoulder strike.
McFarlen tries to land knees in the clinch but Palmer avoids the damage to the body.
Good body shot from McFarlen.
A short left from McFarlen.
McFarlen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Palmer is defending well for now.
McFarlen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Palmer avoids it.
Palmer takes a shot to the head.
McFarlen lands with a light punch inside.
McFarlen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Palmer.

Palmer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Palmer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McFarlen moves away.
Palmer throws a leg kick that is checked
and McFarlen counters with an outside leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - McFarlen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

McFarlen has closed the distance and engaged Palmer in a clinch.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McFarlen lands an elbow just above Palmer 's eye.
McFarlen tries a body shot but Palmer blocks it.
McFarlen looking to slow down the pace here.
McFarlen lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Palmer manages to break the clinch.
Palmer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McFarlen, as that shot connected.
A swing and a miss from Palmer.
Palmer swats away the attempt to clinch by McFarlen.
McFarlen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Palmer.

McFarlen gets a clinch.

Palmer breaks from the clinch.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Palmer throws a head kick that misses
and McFarlen counters with a stiff right hand.
Palmer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling McFarlen to counter with a crisp jab.
McFarlen cracks a nice hook into Palmer's ribs.
Palmer throws a chopping leg kick but McFarlen manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Palmer throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and McFarlen counters with a monster head kick that knocks Palmer out cold! He topples like fallen a tree, crashing to the mat! Timbeeeeeerrr!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Dimitry McFarlen!