PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rampage Strykzilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Strykzilla comes to the cage accompanied by A Certain Death - Misery Signals. Abe has chosen Uncle Sam Goddamn as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Strykzilla
vs
Abe

200 cm
33
260 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

200 cm
28
284 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rampage Strykzilla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Earnest Abe!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Bruno Lombardi and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abe throws a front kick that sends Strykzilla stumbling back into the cage.

Strykzilla fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Abe, pushing him back against the cage.
Strykzilla misses with some punches.
Abe lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Strykzilla.
A short right from Abe.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head punch on the inside from Strykzilla fails to land.
Strykzilla misses with a hook from the clinch.
Abe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Strykzilla misses with the head strike.
Nice body punch from Abe.
Abe pressing his opponent against the cage.
A short right from Abe.
Abe scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Abe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Strykzilla goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Abe misses with a punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Abe.
Strykzilla is breathing heavily.
Abe lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Strykzilla backwards.
Abe displaying some good clinch control by pressing Strykzilla up against the cage.
Abe lands a right hand that snaps the head of Strykzilla backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abe lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Strykzilla working aggressively here.
Abe gets through Strykzilla's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Strykzilla throws a head punch that misses.
Abe lands a hook to the side of the head.
Abe lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Strykzilla takes a shot to the head.
Abe works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Abe lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Strykzilla is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A right hand to the body from Abe.
Strykzilla misses with some punches.

Abe drops Strykzilla onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Strykzilla is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Oh Strykzilla is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Abe lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Abe is muscling Strykzilla up against the cage and as Strykzilla bounces back off, Abe cracks him with a huge right hand! Strykzilla crumples to the mat - he's out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Earnest Abe!
Our winner, Earnest Abe, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.