PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dre Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Lockley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parker comes to the cage accompanied by Fort Minor - Remember The Name. Lockley has chosen Disney's Gummy Bears Intro (Rus) as his entrance music. Dre Parker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Parker
vs
Lockley

200 cm
24
265 lbs
12 - 3 - 1

200 cm
35
260 lbs
23 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Modern Gladiators Clothes

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Dre Parker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kevin Lockley!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Winston Howard and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lockley bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Parker's head backwards.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Parker!

It looks like Kevin Lockley has been cut.
Dre Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lockley. Parker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lockley lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lockley with a hook.

It looks like Dre Parker has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lockley jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Parker avoids a kick to the body.
Lockley misses with a jab to the body
and Parker counters with a straight right hand.
Parker avoids a punch combination nicely.
Parker wants to clinch.
Lockley jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice uppercut lands for Parker. That snapped Lockley's head back.
Lockley wants to land a leg kick but Parker is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lockley connects with an inside leg kick.
Lockley listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Parker misses with a lunging right hand
and Lockley counters with a body kick.
Lockley bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Parker's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lockley listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Parker is looking to land body kicks.
Lockley misses with a body shot.
Parker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lockley drops Parker with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Parker! Lockley dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kevin Lockley! Kevin Lockley retains his heavyweight title!