PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Munster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is BRAVEHEART. Anaconda Anaconda could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to The Munster's chin.

Anaconda
vs
Munster

204 cm
37
279 lbs
37 - 16 - 1

198 cm
29
274 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Munster!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anaconda misses with a straight left.
Anaconda fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Munster tries to land a body kick
and Anaconda counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like The Munster has been cut.
Anaconda checks a leg kick.
Munster misses with a looping right.
Munster throws a leg kick that is checked
and Anaconda counters with a two punch combo.
Anaconda moves away from the strike by Munster.
A leg kick checked by Anaconda.
Anaconda blocks a head kick by Munster.
Jab, jab by Anaconda - just one landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anaconda just misses with a punch to the body.
Munster throws a solid leg kick but Anaconda takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Munster.
Anaconda fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Munster manages to avoid it.
Anaconda thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Munster if he has to take too many more of those.
Munster takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Munster scores with a jab to the head.
Anaconda wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Anaconda fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Munster looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Munster looks winded!
Anaconda scoring well with a low kick there.
Anaconda throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Anaconda moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Munster takes a jab right on the kisser.
Anaconda lands with a nice body punch.
Anaconda Anaconda seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anaconda rushes Munster with punches - Munster moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Munster goes down! Anaconda follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anaconda Anaconda!
Anaconda Anaconda retains his heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Anaconda Anaconda thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.