PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bo Jangles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry Regan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jangles comes to the cage accompanied by Eat That Watermelon. Bo Jangles has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Jangles
vs
Regan

215 cm
26
185 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

178 cm
25
183 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bo Jangles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Larry Regan!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Winston Howard and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Regan looks to land a left hand but Jangles moved out of range nicely.

Regan instigates a clinch.

Jangles has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Regan clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Jangles really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jangles keeps control of the position as Regan tries to break free.
Regan trying to get back to his feet but Jangles is in full control for now.
Good control from Jangles.

Jangles working for the choke.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jangles controlling from the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jangles is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Regan won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Jangles off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bo Jangles!
Bo Jangles seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.