PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cold Cat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nalle Puh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cat kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Dont stop the party by Pitbull. Puh is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Nalle Puhin uudet seikkailut. Cold Cat had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Cat
vs
Puh

197 cm
31
203 lbs
15 - 7 - 2

185 cm
32
200 lbs
24 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ultra Fight Gear
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 2, fighting out of London, Cold Cat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 16 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nalle Puh!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Illya Tyunina and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Puh just misses with a punch to the body.
Cat moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Puh throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Puh throws a sloppy head kick and Cat moves out of range easily.
Puh throws a quick inside leg kick.
Puh just misses with a punch to the body.
Cat misses with an uppercut. Puh saw that one coming.
Cat lands a nice leg kick that just misses Puh's sensitive parts.
Puh scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cat lands with a thumping leg kick.
Puh throws a low kick but Cat avoids it.
Puh goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Puh keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cat.
Puh throws a solid leg kick but Cat takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Puh.
Cat looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cat throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Puh misses with a hook
and Cat counters with an outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Puh throws a jab but it's blocked by Cat.
Cat takes a kick to the side of the head.
Puh tried to score with a low kick but Cat checks it.
Puh ducks right into an uppercut from Cat.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Puh - that will leave a mark!
Cat scores with a jab to the jaw.
Puh blocks a head kick by Cat.
Cat digs a good hook to Puh's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Puh takes a swing at Cat's ribcage but misses.
Cat throws a leg kick but Puh moved away.
Puh misses the shot to the body.
Puh connects with a leg kick. Cat looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cat missing with a left hand there. Puh was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cat throws a jab when Puh was well out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cat misses with an attempted mid kick.
Puh tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cat is able to avoid easily.
Puh throws a combination. Cat tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Puh tries a head kick but it misses.
Puh cracks Cat with a right hand to the side of the head.
Cat throws a low kick but Puh moves out of range easily.
Cat looks to land a body kick but Puh moved away.
Puh lands with a right hand.
Puh checks the leg kick nicely there.
Puh digs a good body shot into Cat's ribs.
Cat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Puh is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cat rather than just go for the knockout.
Cat swings for the body but Puh moves out of range.
Puh with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A head kick by Cat misses
and Puh counters with a solid body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cat misses with a straight left.
Puh tries a head kick but it misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Puh.
That kick from Puh tenderised Cat's leg. Cat is trying to keep his angry face on.
Puh lands a leg kick that knocks Cat off balance momentarily.
Puh throws a sloppy head kick and Cat moves out of range easily.
A clash of legs there as Cat blocks the low kick.
Cat avoids the body shot from Puh.
Puh scores with a body shot.
Cat will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cat checks a leg kick.
Cat misses the shot to the body.
Cat fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Puh on the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Puh buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cat with a jab.
Puh swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cat thows a leg kick but Puh checks it
and Puh counters with a one-two to the body.
Cat throws a hook to the side of Puh's head but Puh sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cat moves out of range of the body kick.
Cat ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Puh moves away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Puh.
Cat misses with a wild body shot.
Puh scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cat is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cat is breathing heavily.
Puh throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cat counters with a right hand to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cat ducks under a wild hook from Puh.
Puh circles away from the clinch attempt.
Puh misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nalle Puh dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Cat takes a swing at Puh's ribcage but misses.
Puh misses with a body shot.
Puh thuds his shin into the meat of Cat's side.
Puh tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cat was well out of range. Poor timing from Puh.
Cat tries to close the distance and clinch up but Puh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cat scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cat moves out of range as Puh throws a body kick.
Cat throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Puh ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cat checks a leg kick nicely.
Cat throws a jab when Puh was well out of range.
Puh swats away the attempt to clinch by Cat.
A head kick misses from Puh.
Puh takes a swing at Cat's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Puh lands with a right hand.
Cat throws a hook to the side of Puh's head but Puh sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Puh tries a head kick but it misses.
Puh lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cat takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Puh throws a head kick but Cat moves out of range.
Puh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cat.
Cat throws a series of punches but Puh moves out of range.

Cat shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Puh is trying to defend but Cat finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Cat seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Puh does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Puh tries to roll over but Cat keeps him under control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cat looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Puh has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Cat is working away from the top position though.
Puh blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cat.
Puh makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Puh.
Cat will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Puh not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Puh looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cat is one step ahead there.
Puh can't keep his opponent in guard - Cat advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Puh is not content to let Cat control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Cat lands a nice short elbow.
Cat wants to control but Puh is keeping him busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cat is thwarting Puh's attempts to control the position.
Puh keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Cat seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Ground and pound from Cat.
Cat is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Cat lands strikes from half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cat missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Puh is staying active underneath Cat, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Cat lands a nice short elbow.
Cat wants to control but Puh is keeping him busy.
Puh makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Puh.
Cat looking to sit in guard and control but Puh gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Cat keeping moving, preventing Puh from controlling successfully.
Cat has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cold Cat dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Cat is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Puh takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Puh throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cat's head.
Cat misses with a low kick.
Nalle Puh seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Puh pushes Cat away with a front kick.
Cat will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Puh fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cat takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cat scores with a nice right hand.
Puh throws a chopping leg kick but Cat manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Puh throws a leg kick but Cat moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Puh lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cat jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cat steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Puh.
Cat takes a swing at Puh's ribcage but misses.
Cat tries to clinch but Puh is having none of it.
Puh connects with a jab.
Puh bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Puh looks to land a body kick but Cat moved away.
Cat tries to close the distance and clinch up but Puh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Puh misses with a combination
and Cat counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cat lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cat throws a leg kick but Puh moved away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Puh pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Puh throws a hook but Cat avoids it easily.
Cat lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Cat moves out of range of the strikes.
Cat wants to slow Puh down by chopping away at his legs.
Puh throws a leg kick
and Cat counters with a head kick.
Cat throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Puh stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cat misses with an uppercut. Puh saw that one coming.
Cat throws a jab when Puh was well out of range.
Puh checks a leg kick.
Puh throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Cat counters with a good low kick that Puh was not able to check.
Puh moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Puh connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Puh throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puh swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Puh checks a leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Cat.
Puh lands a lovely overhand right.
Puh misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Puh tries to move into range but Cat moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cat waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Puh.
Puh with a jab.
Puh thows a body shot but no joy.
Cat lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cat throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cat throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Puh's head.
Puh misses with a double jab
and Cat counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Puh scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cat doesn't seem bothered though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Puh lands with a straight right. Cat didn't see that one coming.
Puh wants to slow Cat down by chopping away at his legs.
Puh circles away from the clinch attempt.
Puh throws a head kick that half lands.
Puh moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cat fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Puh checks it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cat keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Puh misses with a double jab
and Cat counters with a head kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Cold Cat.
I think Cat has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 29:28
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cold Cat!
Post fight, an emotional Cold Cat said 'Creeping you say...how about crawling sharia ,oh yeah thats good...nevermind who's next?'.