PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Captain Caveman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Caveman comes to the cage accompanied by Captain Caveman Intro. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Caveman
vs
Diaz

180 cm
25
175 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

183 cm
26
183 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Captain Caveman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick Diaz!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Caveman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Caveman scores with a body shot.
A slow jab from Diaz misses its intended target.
Caveman lands a nice shot to the body.
A big right from Diaz misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Caveman. That's going to slow Diaz down.
Diaz looks to clinch
and Caveman counters with a big head kick but Diaz shrugs it off.
Caveman throws an overhand right that lands on Diaz's shoulder, as Diaz tries to avoid the shot.
Caveman connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Diaz momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Caveman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Caveman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Caveman moves out of range as Diaz strikes.
Diaz looks to throw the jab but Caveman is out of range.
Diaz throws a right and a left that Caveman avoids nicely.
Caveman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Diaz.
Diaz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
No joy there for Diaz, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Caveman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Caveman takes the fight into the clinch.
Caveman connects with a nasty looking knee right to Diaz's face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz takes an elbow to the temple.
Caveman landing knees to the head.
Caveman lands an elbow that stopped Diaz in his tracks for a moment.
Diaz tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Diaz is trying to pull guard but Caveman has him pressed against the cage.
Caveman keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Diaz's efforts to push away.
Caveman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Diaz's defenses.
Caveman is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Diaz fails to pull guard.
Captain Caveman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nick Diaz.
Caveman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Caveman lands a good knee to the midsection. Diaz won't want to take too many of those.
Diaz looks winded!
Caveman lands a nice elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Caveman crunches a lovely knee into Diaz's ribcage.
Caveman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Caveman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Caveman lands an elbow just above Diaz 's eye.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Caveman obliges.
Caveman lands an elbow just above Diaz 's eye.
Caveman lands an elbow inside that Diaz shrugs off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caveman scores a nice knee to the body.
Nice elbow from Caveman.
Caveman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Caveman lands a nice knee to the body.
Caveman lands an elbow that stopped Diaz in his tracks for a moment.
Caveman lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Caveman lands an elbow that stopped Diaz in his tracks for a moment.
Caveman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Caveman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Caveman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Caveman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Caveman lands a nice elbow.
Diaz tries to break free but Caveman pushes him back against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Caveman.
Caveman unloads a knee to the mid-section. Diaz lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Diaz jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Caveman walks away with a smile on his face. Diaz gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Caveman scores with a nice head shot.
Caveman misses with a few strikes there.

Caveman closes the distance and pushes Diaz back into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diaz jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Caveman walks away with a smile on his face. Diaz gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Nice uppercut there from Caveman.
Caveman lands a glancing blow to the side of Diaz's head.
Caveman cracks Diaz with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Diaz misses with a lunging right hand
and Caveman counters with a slapping leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Diaz. Those never looked like landing.
Caveman scores with a leg kick.

Caveman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Diaz, pushing him back against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Caveman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Knees in the clinch landing for Caveman.
Caveman lands a nice elbow.
Caveman landing knees to the body.
Diaz fails to pull guard.
Caveman lands a nice knee to the body.
Caveman lands an elbow that stopped Diaz in his tracks for a moment.
Caveman putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Diaz in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Diaz takes a knee to the side of the body.
Diaz takes an elbow to the temple.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Caveman lands a damaging elbow.
Diaz takes an elbow to the temple.
Caveman lands an elbow just above Diaz 's eye.
Caveman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Diaz has a couple of punches blocked by Caveman.
Nice elbow from Caveman.
Diaz fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Caveman crunches a lovely knee into Diaz's ribcage.
Caveman lands a nice elbow.
Diaz takes an elbow to the forehead.
Caveman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Diaz tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Caveman smiles and moves away.
Caveman throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Diaz's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Caveman cracks the inside of Diaz's front leg.
Caveman thuds a left hand into Diaz's body.
Caveman throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Diaz takes a shot to the body in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Caveman dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Caveman punishes Diaz's body with a nice straight punch.
Diaz takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Caveman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Caveman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Diaz.
Caveman bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Diaz's head backwards.
Caveman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Diaz can do to turn this around?
Caveman catches Diaz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Diaz is rocked!
Caveman lands a nice hook to Diaz's body. Diaz takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Diaz is still on wobbly legs! Can Caveman finish him?
It's a brutal combination of punches from Caveman! Diaz is backing up but he can't get away as Caveman lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Diaz and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Captain Caveman!
Captain Caveman managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q, into his post fight interview.