PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Skinny Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. The key to victory for Bleh Wha has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Wha
vs
Boy

225 cm
25
300 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

225 cm
36
287 lbs
30 - 39 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 39 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Skinny Boy!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Edson Gomes and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boy misses with a takedown
and Wha counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wha scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

It looks like Skinny Boy has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wha misses with an uppercut. Boy saw that one coming.

Wha has taken the fight to the clinch.
Boy fails to pull guard.

Wha manages to break the clinch.
Boy shoots in for a double leg but Wha sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bleh Wha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Skinny Boy.
Boy is trying hard to land a takedown here. Wha sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Wha swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Boy bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Wha comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Boy falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Boy was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bleh Wha!
A determined Bleh Wha didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!