PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gable The Table (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cheater ZyD (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cheater ZyD has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Gable The Table's chin.

The Table
vs
ZyD

190 cm
27
290 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

190 cm
26
290 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gable The Table!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cheater ZyD!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Table takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Table scores with a leg kick.
ZyD fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but The Table is out of range.
ZyD throws a body kick that misses.
ZyD misses with a body kick.
A lazy body kick from ZyD
and The Table counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Cheater ZyD has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
ZyD tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Table lands a jab to the head.
The Table throws a half hearted mid kick.
ZyD throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
ZyD is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
ZyD misses with a low kick as The Table jumps back.
The Table throws a nice inside leg kick.
An inside leg kick from ZyD misses.
The Table avoids a kick to the body.
The Table throws a head kick but ZyD moves out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from ZyD lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and The Table has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from The Table and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Table scoring well with a low kick there.
ZyD looks winded!
The Table lands a really nice looking cross but ZyD seems unphased.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
ZyD shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The Table scores with a sloppy right hand. ZyD should have avoided that one.
The Table tries to land a front kick but ZyD steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
ZyD takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

The Table lands a big head kick that sends ZyD tumbling to the mat! The Table takes a step backwards and waves ZyD back to his feet - he wants the finish!

ZyD is rocked!
ZyD on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The Table is looking to land body kicks.

The Table sends ZyD crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! The Table is motioning to the referee to let ZyD up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

That has opened up Cheater ZyD's cut even more.
An inside leg kick lands from The Table.
The Table throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
ZyD on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The Table throws a chopping leg kick but ZyD manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Table throws a low kick but ZyD avoids it.
The Table throws a hook to the side of ZyD's head but ZyD sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from The Table - that will leave a mark!
ZyD has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by The Table.
ZyD takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

The Table lands a big head kick that sends ZyD tumbling to the mat! The Table takes a step backwards and waves ZyD back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The Table tries a head kick but it misses.
The Table looking to land some kicks to the body here.
ZyD has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Table.
ZyD's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The Table connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! ZyD scrambles back to his feet.

The cut above Cheater ZyD's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The Table fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and ZyD has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A jab lands there for The Table.
ZyD tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The Table misses with an uppercut. ZyD saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ZyD throws a poor cross that misses
and The Table connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Table throws a sloppy head kick and ZyD moves out of range easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Table.
ZyD avoids the head kick by The Table.
ZyD throws a head kick but The Table moves out of range.
ZyD chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The Table can pounce on him.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Table. That's going to slow ZyD down.
The Table plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
ZyD lands a front kick.
The Table attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Table throws a leg kick but ZyD checks it.
ZyD swings widly with a right hand
and The Table counters with a body kick.
The Table looks to land a body kick but ZyD moved away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by The Table.
Good shot there by The Table.
ZyD throws a sloppy head kick and The Table moves out of range easily.
ZyD checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
ZyD slips a jab from The Table.
ZyD checks a low kick from The Table.
ZyD checks a leg kick.
ZyD's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
ZyD steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Table.
ZyD tries to land a front kick but The Table steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A low kick from The Table misses
and ZyD counters with a nice uppercut.
ZyD throws a head kick that misses
and The Table counters with an inside leg kick.
ZyD keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Table lands a jab to the nose.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
The Table looks to score with a jab to the body but ZyD is just out of range.
The Table moves out of range of the body kick.
The Table tried to score with a low kick but ZyD checks it.
The Table throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck ZyD on the side of the head.
The Table tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but ZyD was well out of range. Poor timing from The Table.
The Table connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Table is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The Table misses with a looping left.
ZyD scores with a nice strike.
ZyD tries to score with a low kick but The Table moves his leg out of the way.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Table.
The Table just misses with a punch to the body.
The Table tries to score with a low kick but ZyD moves his leg out of the way.
Jab, jab by ZyD - just one landing.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The Table throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Table takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
ZyD lands a nice looking kick to the body. The Table takes a step back to recover.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from ZyD. The Table shrugs it off though.
ZyD looks for the body kick but The Table saw that one coming.
ZyD tries to land a body kick
and The Table counters with a solid body kick.
The Table connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
ZyD keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
The Table throws a jab but it's blocked by ZyD.
The Table throws a leg kick that is checked
and ZyD counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
ZyD throws a low kick but The Table moves out of range easily.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
ZyD moves out of range of the body kick.
The Table sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
ZyD punishes The Table's body with a nice straight punch.
ZyD fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Table manages to avoid it.
ZyD throws a front kick that sends The Table stumbling back into the cage.
ZyD connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
ZyD throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
ZyD thows a body kick. The Table tries to catch it but that hurt him.
ZyD looks to throw the jab but The Table is out of range.
ZyD takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
ZyD throws a half hearted mid kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for ZyD.
ZyD has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by The Table.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Table scores with a sloppy right hand. ZyD should have avoided that one.
ZyD misses with a hook.
Good leg kick by The Table there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Table lands with a kick to the temple. ZyD shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The Table throws a leg kick that is checked
and ZyD counters with a good low kick that The Table was not able to check.
The Table keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Table.
ZyD tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Table was well out of range. Poor timing from ZyD.
ZyD throws the kick towards the body but The Table avoids it.
The Table scores with a punch to the head.
The Table lands with a thumping leg kick.
The Table paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Jab by The Table.
ZyD throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A low kick from The Table misses
and ZyD counters with a nice leg kick.
The Table scores with a push kick.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The Table scoring well with a low kick there.
The Table pulls out of a head kick attempt.
ZyD moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
ZyD lands a nice looking kick to the body. The Table takes a step back to recover.
ZyD keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Table.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A slapping body kick lands there for ZyD.
ZyD thows a body shot but no joy.
The Table is looking to land body kicks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gable The Table showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Table has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 10:9
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 10:9
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gable The Table!
Gable The Table took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.