PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Reinikainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Reinikainen comes to the cage accompanied by Turmion Kätilöt - Verta ja Lihaa (Proteus Mental remix). Asteroid is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Asteroid. Kalle Reinikainen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Reinikainen
vs
Asteroid

190 cm
29
194 lbs
24 - 10 - 0

188 cm
33
192 lbs
33 - 14 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Perkele!

STEEL PENN'S 160 OF STEEL $50 Rio

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Reinikainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 14 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabol Asteroid!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid throws a wild body kick that Reinikainen sees coming a mile off.
Reinikainen takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Asteroid rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Reinikainen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Asteroid connects with an inside leg kick.
Asteroid moves out of range of the body kick.
Asteroid digs a good hook to Reinikainen's body.

Asteroid lands a big head kick that sends Reinikainen tumbling to the mat! Asteroid takes a step backwards and waves Reinikainen back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Kalle Reinikainen has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Asteroid lands a body shot.
Reinikainen avoids the body shot from Asteroid.
Asteroid jabs Reinikainen to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Asteroid connects with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a leg kick but Reinikainen moved away.
Asteroid loads up on a big right hand but Reinikainen slips the punch.
Asteroid cracks Reinikainen on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Reinikainen falls backwards against the cage. Asteroid follows up with more strikes that drop Reinikainen to his knees. Asteroid keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Reinikainen! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anabol Asteroid!
An out of breath Anabol Asteroid thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.