PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hanma Bakki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Suka Blitzkilf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blitzkilf comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Muslamic Rape gangs kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bakki
vs
Blitzkilf

178 cm
26
202 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

195 cm
24
204 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hanma Bakki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Suka Blitzkilf!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Ryoma Takatsuka and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blitzkilf lands a jab-cross combination.

It looks like Hanma Bakki has been cut.
Bakki throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Blitzkilf scores with a punch to the head.
Blitzkilf tests Bakki's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Bakki is rocked!
Blitzkilf cracks Bakki on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Bakki falls backwards against the cage. Blitzkilf follows up with more strikes that drop Bakki to his knees. Blitzkilf keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Bakki! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Suka Blitzkilf!
Post fight, an emotional Suka Blitzkilf said 'There is no god but Allah and the prophet Mohamed (PBUH) is his pedophile and at the end of the day; When you meet the unbelievers in the battlefield strike off their heads and, when you have laid them low, bind your captives firmly. Quran 47:4'.