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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lanny Poffo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mel Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mel Turd told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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205 lbs
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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lanny Poffo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mel Turd!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Poffo displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Turd.
Turd throws a jab when Poffo was well out of range.
The fighters circling - Turd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Turd comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Turd digs a good body shot into Poffo's ribs.
Turd throws a hook but Poffo avoids it easily.
Turd thuds a left hand into Poffo's body.
Poffo misses the shot to the body.
Turd throws an overhand right that lands on Poffo's shoulder, as Poffo tries to avoid the shot.
Poffo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poffo misses with an uppercut. Turd saw that one coming.
Turd misses with a body shot.
Poffo scores with a jab to the jaw.
It looks like Mel Turd has been cut.
Turd tries to clinch up
and Poffo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Turd looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Poffo is fending him off so far but Turd persists. Nope, Poffo circles away and we're back to standing.
Turd misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Poffo.
Turd lands a body shot.
Poffo drives through with a takedown into Turd's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Turd is on top in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poffo working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
Turd throwing strikes from guard but Poffo blocks nicely.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Poffo is controlling Turd's posture.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Poffo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Turd throws an elbow that misses. Poffo uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Turd's guard. Nice move by Poffo!
Poffo postures up in Turd's guard and throws a big left but Turd blocks it.
Turd working a defensive guard here.
Turd has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poffo won't allow Turd to sweep him here.
Turd controls Poffo momentarily but Poffo frees himself.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Mel Turd wasn't active enough on the ground.
Poffo takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Turd shoots in but no luck this time.
Lanny Poffo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mel Turd.
Poffo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Turd takes a swing at Poffo's ribcage but misses.
Poffo throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Turd on the side of the head.
Poffo thows a body shot but no joy.
Poffo shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Turd but Turd pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Turd fails with the takedown
and Poffo counters with a nice uppercut.
Turd is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Poffo rather than just go for the knockout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd tries to clinch but Poffo is having none of it.
Turd throws a hook but Poffo blocks it.
Mel Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt.
Turd closes this distance looking for a takedown but Poffo circles away.
Turd moves out of range as Poffo strikes.
Turd tries to bum rush Poffo with a series of wild strikes but Poffo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd shoots in for a takedown but Poffo shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Turd misses with an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Lanny Poffo will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mel Turd's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Poffo throws a body punch but Turd moves out of range.
Poffo swings away with a body shot that misses
and Poffo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Poffo thows a body shot but no joy.
Poffo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Turd.
Turd feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Poffo keeping full guard, as Turd tries to pass.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Turd controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Poffo wants to sweep here but Turd controlling him for the moment.
Poffo is controlling Turd's posture.
Poffo lands a decent punch to the body there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poffo tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Turd controls from within his opponent's guard.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Turd landing some decent shots from guard.
Poffo has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Poffo looking for a sweep. Not yet Poffo, not yet.
Turd throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Poffo works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd throws a big right hand that misses.
Poffo controls Turd momentarily but Turd frees himself.
Poffo keeping full guard, as Turd tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Poffo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Poffo wants to sweep but no luck.
Turd looking to sit in guard and control but Poffo gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Turd trying to control the position here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Poffo forces his way into half guard.
Turd makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Turd.
Turd lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Poffo!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Turd can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Poffo is looking to escape.
Poffo tries to reverse the position but Turd maintains control.
Turd misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Turd can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Poffo is looking to escape.
Turd misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Turd is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Poffo has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Poffo!
Turd utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd looking for a sweep. Not yet Turd, not yet.
Turd has momentary wrist control but Poffo slips an elbow through the middle.
Poffo throws a big right hand that misses.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mel Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.
Turd trying to control the position.
Poffo is in close to Turd's body, working some short punches and elbows.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Poffo is working Turd over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Poffo stopping the sweep attempt from Turd.
Turd looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mel Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mel Turd's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Poffo fails with the takedown.
Turd shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Poffo as he jumps to the side.
Poffo gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Turd to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Poffo keeping moving, preventing Turd from controlling successfully.
Poffo controlling Turd's posture.
Turd stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Poffo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poffo has Turd pulled in close to control his posture.
Turd trying to control but Poffo is working from the bottom.
Poffo might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Mel Turd.
Turd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Turd shoots in looking for a takedown but Poffo manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Turd's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Poffo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turd scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Poffo doesn't seem bothered though.
Poffo drives through with a takedown into guard.
Turd looking to hit a scissor sweep but Poffo is one step ahead there.
Poffo has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Turd holds on and takes a little breather.
Poffo throwing strikes but missing.
Poffo content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Turd has momentary wrist control but Poffo slips an elbow through the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poffo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Turd working a defensive guard here.
Turd is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd wants to pass to mount but Poffo is defending the position.
Poffo tries to roll over but Turd keeps him under control.
Turd looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Poffo is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Turd's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Turd's back!
Turd turns into Poffo and is now in his guard.
Poffo has his hands on Turd's head, controlling the position.
Turd working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poffo tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Poffo working a defensive guard here.
Turd throws an elbow that misses. Poffo uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Turd's guard. Nice move by Poffo!
Turd working a defensive guard here.
Turd looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Poffo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Turd works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd trying to control the position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Poffo's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd has his hands on Poffo's head, controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Mel Turd just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Mel Turd's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Turd takes a swing at Poffo's ribcage but misses.
Turd tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Poffo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Poffo throws a lazy right hand but Turd sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Turd misses with a straight left.
Poffo throws out a loose jab but Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poffo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Turd.
Poffo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Turd is looking to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poffo sizes up Turd with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That has opened up Mel Turd's cut even more.
Poffo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A telegraphed right hand from Poffo misses the target.
Turd shoots in but Poffo avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Poffo slips under a jab.
Turd throws a hook to the side of Poffo's head but Poffo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Turd misses the shot to the body.
Turd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poffo gets tackled into the cage by Turd. Turd maintains the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Poffo.
Turd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Turd is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Poffo goes for a takedown in the clinch but Turd prevents it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd has a couple of punches blocked by Poffo.
Turd tries to pull guard but Poffo won't allow it.
Turd throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poffo blocks an uppercut.
Turd trying to stall but Poffo improves his position.
Poffo works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Turd utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Turd looking for a sweep. Not yet Turd, not yet.
Poffo is in close to Turd's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Poffo working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Poffo is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Turd is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Turd keeping moving, preventing Poffo from controlling successfully.
Poffo in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Turd lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Poffo!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd lands a heavy elbow.
Poffo tries to reverse the position but Turd maintains control.
Turd goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Poffo is on top in guard.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Turd keeping moving, preventing Poffo from controlling successfully.
Poffo trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd controls Poffo momentarily but Poffo frees himself.
Poffo preventing the sweep.
Turd controls Poffo momentarily but Poffo frees himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Lanny Poffo will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mel Turd's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Turd needs to keep his hands up - Poffo had a free shot at his head there.
Turd looks to throw the jab but Poffo is out of range.
Poffo misses with a left hand
and Turd cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Turd swings for the body but Poffo moves out of range.
Turd throws a low kick but Poffo avoids it.
Turd tests Poffo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Horrible takedown by Turd or perhaps it was just good defense by Poffo which made him look bad.
Poffo scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd shoots in but Poffo avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Poffo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Turd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Turd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Poffo was well out of range. Poor timing from Turd.
Turd on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Turd is rocked!
The cut above Mel Turd's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Poffo throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Turd stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Turd is still on wobbly legs! Can Poffo finish him?
Turd is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Poffo drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poffo in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Turd looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Poffo turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lanny Poffo!
Lanny Poffo is the new light heavyweight champion!
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