PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ball Sack Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Axel Whitecoat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sack Jr comes to the cage accompanied by 311 - Down. Whitecoat has chosen Seven Nation Army as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Ball Sack Jr has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ball Sack Jr seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Sack Jr
vs
Whitecoat

185 cm
27
173 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

178 cm
33
186 lbs
10 - 17 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ball Sack Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Axel Whitecoat!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Bruno Hogan and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sack Jr lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Whitecoat at a distance.
Sack Jr scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Sack Jr blocks a jab.
The crowd cheers as Sack Jr lands an impressive looking overhand right. Whitecoat doesn't seem phased though.
Sack Jr lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Sack Jr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Whitecoat lands a nice looking body shot.
Sack Jr getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Whitecoat takes one to the chin there.

Sack Jr darts in and clinches Whitecoat up against the cage.
Whitecoat can't find room to land a body shot as Sack Jr controls the action.
Whitecoat struggles to land a body shot inside as Sack Jr controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sack Jr lands a good knee to the midsection. Whitecoat won't want to take too many of those.
A short body shot lands from Sack Jr as the two fighters clinch.
Sack Jr throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sack Jr misses with a knee strike.
Sack Jr with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Sack Jr misses with a knee to the head.
Whitecoat on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Whitecoat can't find room to land a body shot as Sack Jr controls the action.
Sack Jr blocks a body shot from Whitecoat.
Whitecoat tries to throw a body punch but Sack Jr avoids it by throwing Whitecoat back against the cage.
Sack Jr tries a knee to the head but Whitecoat blocks it.
Sack Jr missing with knees to the body.
Sack Jr is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Whitecoat is defending well for now.
Whitecoat prevents a body shot from Sack Jr.
Sack Jr digs a right hand into Whitecoat's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Whitecoat's gas tank.
Sack Jr landing knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sack Jr is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Whitecoat is defending well for now.
Whitecoat will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Sack Jr up against the cage.
Sack Jr tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sack Jr misses with a knee to the head.
Whitecoat takes a knee right on the jaw!
Sack Jr lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Sack Jr tries to land a knee to the head but Whitecoat blocks with his arms.
Sack Jr is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Whitecoat is defending well for now.
Whitecoat tries to work over Sack Jr's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sack Jr prevents a body shot from Whitecoat.
A short right from Whitecoat.
Sack Jr prevents a body shot from Whitecoat.
Whitecoat tries a body shot but Sack Jr blocks it.
Whitecoat is trying to maintain a safe position but Sack Jr gets an underhook and turns Whitecoat into the cage.
Sack Jr with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Sack Jr with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Whitecoat tries to work over Sack Jr's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sack Jr lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Sack Jr lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Sack Jr trying to land knees to the body.
Whitecoat lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whitecoat avoiding damage as Sack Jr throws knees to the body.
Whitecoat struggles to land a body shot inside as Sack Jr controls his hands.
Sack Jr utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Sack Jr scores with a shot to the side of Whitecoat's head.
Whitecoat struggles to land a body shot inside as Sack Jr controls his hands.
Whitecoat misses with a punch to the body.
Sack Jr using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Whitecoat has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Sack Jr lands a left hand that snaps the head of Whitecoat backwards.
Whitecoat misses with a punch to the body.
Sack Jr works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Whitecoat cracks Sack Jr with a nice body shot.
Whitecoat tries to throw a body punch but Sack Jr avoids it by throwing Whitecoat back against the cage.
Sack Jr scores with a hook to the body.
Whitecoat managing to block the knees to the body from Sack Jr.
Whitecoat just leaning against Sack Jr, taking a breather.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sack Jr is working Whitecoat over against the cage.
Whitecoat misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sack Jr throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sack Jr landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Whitecoat looks winded!
Knees to the body from Sack Jr.
Sack Jr lands a good knee to the midsection. Whitecoat won't want to take too many of those.
Sack Jr landing knees to the head.
Sack Jr pushes Whitecoat back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sack Jr scores a nice knee to the body.
Sack Jr connects with a knee to the head.
Sack Jr scores a nice knee to the body.
Sack Jr working Whitecoat over with knees to the body.
Sack Jr landing knees to the body.
Sack Jr scores a nice knee to the body.
Sack Jr scores with a knee to the head.
Whitecoat is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Sack Jr is keeping busy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Knees to the body from Sack Jr.
Sack Jr using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Whitecoat has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Sack Jr using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Whitecoat has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ball Sack Jr dominated that round.
That's time! Sack Jr's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Sack Jr misses with a double jab
and Whitecoat cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sack Jr smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Sack Jr throws a series of punches but Whitecoat avoids them all with ease.
A left and a right from Sack Jr both land. Nice combination.
Sack Jr lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Whitecoat takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Whitecoat showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sack Jr.
Sack Jr misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sack Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice combination there by Sack Jr.
Sack Jr is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Whitecoat can do to turn this around?
Nice sprawl there from Sack Jr as Whitecoat shoots in.
Whitecoat throws the left hand but Sack Jr avoids the punch easily.
Sack Jr cracks Whitecoat with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice cross by Sack Jr.
Ball Sack Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sack Jr tries to clinch but Whitecoat moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sack Jr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Whitecoat circles away quickly and effectively.
Sack Jr throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Whitecoat throws a body punch but Sack Jr moves out of range.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Sack Jr with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Sack Jr looking to throw knees to the head but Whitecoat is blocking nicely.
Sack Jr looking to throw knees to the head but Whitecoat is blocking nicely.
Knees in the clinch landing for Sack Jr.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sack Jr lands a shoulder strike.
Whitecoat misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sack Jr missing with knees to the body.
Sack Jr blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sack Jr lands a good knee to the midsection. Whitecoat won't want to take too many of those.
Whitecoat is breathing heavily.
Sack Jr tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Whitecoat avoids it.
A head punch on the inside from Whitecoat fails to land.
Sack Jr lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Whitecoat.
A body shot lands from Sack Jr.
Whitecoat tries a body shot but Sack Jr blocks it.
Sack Jr prevents a body shot from Whitecoat.
Sack Jr cracks Whitecoat with a nice body shot.
Sack Jr tries a knee to the head but Whitecoat blocks it.
Sack Jr using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Whitecoat has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Whitecoat tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sack Jr's elbow.
Sack Jr works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whitecoat swings wildly with an uppercut but Sack Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sack Jr creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A knee to the head by Sack Jr.
Sack Jr lands with a light punch inside.
Sack Jr unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sack Jr with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Sack Jr lands with a light punch inside.
Sack Jr lands a knee to the head.
Sack Jr scores with a knee to the head.

Whitecoat is rocked!
Sack Jr with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Whitecoat is still on wobbly legs! Can Sack Jr finish him?
Sack Jr lands with a left to the head.
Sack Jr lands a nice knee to the body.
Sack Jr lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sack Jr with a knee to the head.
Sack Jr lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A knee to the head by Sack Jr.
Whitecoat misses with a punch to the body.
Sack Jr with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Whitecoat takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Sack Jr obliges.
Sack Jr tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Whitecoat tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sack Jr's elbow.
Sack Jr with a knee to the head.
Whitecoat misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sack Jr is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Sack Jr blocks a body shot from Whitecoat.
Sack Jr throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Whitecoat blocks it with crossed arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ball Sack Jr dominated that second round.
That's time! Sack Jr's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Sack Jr lands a slapping body shot.
Whitecoat seems to have recovered his senses.
Sack Jr lands with a straight right. Whitecoat didn't see that one coming.
Sack Jr jabs Whitecoat to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sack Jr throws a right and a left that Whitecoat avoids nicely.
Whitecoat swings for the body but Sack Jr moves out of range.
Sack Jr falls off balance throwing a combination
and Whitecoat counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Whitecoat takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whitecoat connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sack Jr. Sack Jr circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Sack Jr looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sack Jr works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Sack Jr rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Whitecoat moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sack Jr looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sack Jr slips a jab from Whitecoat.
Whitecoat takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Axel Whitecoat has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ball Sack Jr is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whitecoat avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sack Jr pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Whitecoat back to the cage. Sack Jr follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Whitecoat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Whitecoat throws a lazy right hand but Sack Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sack Jr fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A combination from Sack Jr does no damage.
Sack Jr lands a body shot.
Whitecoat wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ball Sack Jr is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Sack Jr drives through and clinches with Whitecoat against the cage.
Whitecoat's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A right hand to the body from Whitecoat.
A knee to the head by Sack Jr.
Sack Jr tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Sack Jr lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Whitecoat misses with a punch to the body.
Sack Jr using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Whitecoat can't find room to land a body shot as Sack Jr controls the action.
A knee to the head by Sack Jr.
Sack Jr misses with a knee strike.
Whitecoat struggles to land a body shot inside as Sack Jr controls his hands.
Whitecoat can't find room to land a body shot as Sack Jr controls the action.
Whitecoat struggles to land a body shot inside as Sack Jr controls his hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whitecoat misses with a punch to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Sack Jr.
Sack Jr blocks a body shot from Whitecoat.
Whitecoat swings wildly with an uppercut but Sack Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sack Jr scores a nice knee to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Sack Jr as Whitecoat tries to tie him up.
Sack Jr misses with a knee strike.
Whitecoat misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Whitecoat is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Sack Jr is keeping busy.
Sack Jr unloads a knee to the mid-section.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sack Jr tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Whitecoat lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sack Jr is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Whitecoat is defending well for now.
Whitecoat managing to block the knees to the body from Sack Jr.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ball Sack Jr showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sack Jr has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ball Sack Jr!
During a confident post fight interview, Ball Sack Jr thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.