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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wolf West (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derp The Troller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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180 cm
27
215 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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198 cm
28
214 lbs
6 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wolf West! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Derp The Troller! The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, John Mangel and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! West avoids the head kick by The Troller.
The Troller fails with an attempt to clinch.
West keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Troller. West cracks The Troller with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. The Troller takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. The Troller throws a head kick that misses. The Troller tries to clinch but West moves out of range. West bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Troller's head backwards. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! The Troller tries to move into range but West moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. West sizes up The Troller with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The Troller is rocked! West throws a pinpoint strike between The Troller's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends The Troller crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and West scores a great knockout victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wolf West! Wolf West took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Fuck with the WEST get your ass laid to REST '.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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