PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Tank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man comes to the cage accompanied by Stand Up To be C**ted. Tank is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Destiny. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

The One Armed Man
vs
Tank

185 cm
25
240 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

225 cm
29
300 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Tank!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The One Armed Man moves out of range as Tank throws a body kick.
Nice takedown defense from Tank. No joy for The One Armed Man on that attempt.
The One Armed Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The One Armed Man lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tank at a distance.
The One Armed Man tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tank wants to clinch.
Tank throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Tank lands a head kick!
Tank checks the leg kick.
Tank lands the left hand.
Frank Tank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The One Armed Man looks for the body kick but Tank saw that one coming.
A bone on bone clash there as Tank blocks the leg kick.
Tank on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Tank misses with a jab, cross combination.
The One Armed Man throws a body punch but Tank moves out of range.
The One Armed Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Tank. That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The One Armed Man throws a half hearted mid kick.
The One Armed Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tank manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from The One Armed Man. Tank does a little dance to reset his feet.
A leg kick checked by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tank looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tank loads up on a big right hand but The One Armed Man slips the punch.
Tank moves out of range of the body kick.
Tank is looking to land body kicks.
Tank throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The One Armed Man throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tank.
Tank is looking to score with low kicks.
Tank uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tank's calf.
The One Armed Man with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The One Armed Man moves out of range of the body kick from Tank.
The One Armed Man thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Tank if he has to take too many more of those.
Tank looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Tank takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

It looks like Frank Tank has been cut.
The One Armed Man fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Tank takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jab by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man punishes Tank's body with a nice straight punch.
Tank needs to keep his hands up - The One Armed Man had a free shot at his head there.
The One Armed Man tests Tank's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The One Armed Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sloppy strikes from The One Armed Man. Those never looked like landing.
The One Armed Man misses with a body kick.
The One Armed Man is looking to wear down Tank with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The One Armed Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Tank has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The One Armed Man.
Tank takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tank avoids the body shot from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man scores with a kick to the midsection.

The One Armed Man has taken the fight to the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by The One Armed Man.

That has opened up Frank Tank's cut even more.
Tank blocks the elbow strike.
Tank on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

The One Armed Man has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Tank is trying to keep an underhook but The One Armed Man manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The One Armed Man is looking to take a break and control but Tank is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The One Armed Man slows the pace down in half guard.
The One Armed Man not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Tank does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Joe The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man connects with a leg kick. Tank looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The One Armed Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The One Armed Man misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tank.
The One Armed Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tank manages to avoid it.
Tank's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tank was well out of range. Poor timing from The One Armed Man.
Good work by The One Armed Man as he checks the leg kick.
The One Armed Man tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tank moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Frank Tank's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

The One Armed Man delivers a nice body kick.
Tank lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Tank avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
The One Armed Man checks a leg kick.
Tank tries to close the distance and clinch but The One Armed Man swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tank throws out a loose jab but The One Armed Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
The One Armed Man moves out of range of the body kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man misses with a straight left.
Tank takes a jab right on the kisser.
A solid leg kick lands there for The One Armed Man.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The One Armed Man tries to clinch there but Tank circles away.
The One Armed Man with a hook.
Tank defending well as The One Armed Man loads up on a big left hand.

Tank rushes The One Armed Man and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
The One Armed Man jumps guard but Tank stands there with The One Armed Man around his waist. The One Armed Man gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tank dodges an elbow strike from The One Armed Man.
Tank misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Tank fails to land.
Tank misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Tank.
Tank is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The One Armed Man utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Tank is breathing heavily.
The One Armed Man landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The One Armed Man landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The One Armed Man leaning against his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tank goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The One Armed Man taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee strike.
The One Armed Man throws a knee to the head but misses.
The One Armed Man with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The One Armed Man just misses with a elbow thrown towards Tank's brow.
The One Armed Man is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tank can do to turn this around?
Tank can't find room to land a body shot as The One Armed Man controls the action.
Tank looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The One Armed Man is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The One Armed Man working Tank over with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The One Armed Man tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The One Armed Man keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Tank's efforts to push away.
Joe The One Armed Man has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Tank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The One Armed Man lands an elbow just above Tank 's eye.

The One Armed Man manages to pull guard.

The One Armed Man had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Tank defends it easily.
The One Armed Man managing to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man is trying to keep Tank in close.
The One Armed Man wants to sweep here but Tank controlling him for the moment.

Tank is sitting in close to The One Armed Man's body. The One Armed Man has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Tank is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Tank is tapping! That was a very nice submission by The One Armed Man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Joe The One Armed Man!
Joe The One Armed Man decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.