PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bull Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gump is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Fucking Hostile - Pantera. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Dog
vs
Gump

200 cm
23
280 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

200 cm
24
272 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Malicestar

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bull Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bubba Gump!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Winston Howard and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dog throws a jab but it's blocked by Gump.
Gump doesn't manage to clinch there - Dog circles away.
Gump pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dog connects with a crisp jab.
Gump slips a jab from Dog.
A swing and a miss from Gump.
Gump fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dog avoids it really well and circles away.
Gump drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Gump moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Dog steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gump.
Dog cracks Gump with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dog throws a series of punches but Gump moves out of range.
Dog feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Gumps jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dog scores with the left hand. Gump knows he should have avoided that one.
Dog circles away from the clinch attempt.
Gump takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dog slips a straight right by Gump.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog scores with a body shot.
Gump misses with a looping right.
Gump throws the left hand but Dog avoids the punch easily.
Gump fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dog manages to avoid it.
Gump thows a body shot but no joy.
Gump looks for a takedown but Dog sprawls well.
Jab from Dog.
Dog will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nice defenses there by Dog.
Gump tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Dog manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Gump throws a lazy uppercut
and Dog counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gump shoots in for a double leg but Dog sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bull Dog has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba Gump.
Nice uppercut there from Dog.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dog scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Dog scores with a hook to the body. Gump takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gump shoots and misses
and Dog counters with a straight right hand.

Gump is rocked!
Bull Dog seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dog staying out of range there.
Dog swinging wildly here.
Gump takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dog dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dog lands with a nice body punch.
Gump looks winded!
Dog scores with a decent looking hook.
Dog darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Gump is still on wobbly legs! Can Dog finish him?
and Dog counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Gump! He's just covering up as Dog starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bull Dog!
Bull Dog spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.