PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alvin Joiner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hiranuka Stakanu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joiner comes to the cage accompanied by Whats the Difference. The crowd seem to be enjoying Stakanu's choice of entrance music: Oy, To Ne Vecher. Hiranuka Stakanu is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Joiner
vs
Stakanu

195 cm
32
263 lbs
29 - 13 - 1

184 cm
32
280 lbs
22 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Untouchable Fight Nutrition
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 1, fighting out of New York, Alvin Joiner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hiranuka Stakanu!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, John Kavanagh and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joiner moves out of range of the body kick.
Joiner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stakanu was well out of range. Poor timing from Joiner.
Joiner stuffs the takedown.
Stakanu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Joiner was well out of range. Poor timing from Stakanu.
The crowd cheers as Joiner lands an impressive looking overhand right. Stakanu doesn't seem phased though.
Stakanu blocks a leg kick.

Stakanu lands a left and a right that sends Joiner crashing to the canvas! Stakanu dives into mount looking to finish!

Joiner is rocked!

It looks like Alvin Joiner has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Stakanu! Joiner is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Hiranuka Stakanu!