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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mel Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franky Syn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Syn has chosen Truth by Alexander as his entrance music. Franky Syn is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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205 lbs
8 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
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212 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mel Turd!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Franky Syn!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Syn. Turd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Syn checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A big right from Turd misses.
Syn lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
It looks like Mel Turd has been cut.
Turd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Syn manages to avoid it.
Turd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Syn.
Turd scores with a nice right hand.
Turd shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Turd showed some decent athleticism there.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Turd not landing any meaningful shots this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Turd looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Turd connects with a nice short shot to Syn's temple.
Turd scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Turd wants to take a breather but Syn is having none of it.
Turd sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Syn defending well though.
Turd has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Syn defend it? Turd steps over the head and cranks it - Syn is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Turd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Mel Turd!
Mel Turd is the new light heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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