PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ground Pound (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drunk Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pound's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jam rock. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pound
vs
Jones

197 cm
26
299 lbs
14 - 13 - 0

190 cm
27
290 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ground Pound!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Drunk Jones!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yuuki Gou and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pound avoids a kick to the body.
Jones pushes Pound away with a front kick.
Jones slips a straight right by Pound.
Jones lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Ground Pound has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pound takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pound fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pound moves out of range of the body kick.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pound moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
Pound wants to clinch.
Pound swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones lands a nice hook to Pound's body. Pound takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jones goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Pound has closed the distance and engaged Jones in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones blocking some punches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Pound uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
Pound misses with a knee strike.
Jones blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Pound avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Jones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jones dodges an elbow strike from Pound.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Pound.
Jones misses with some punches.
Jones trying to stall but Pound improves his position.
Jones tries a body shot but Pound blocks it.
Pound using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jones has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Pound has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
Pound misses with an elbow over the top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pound lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Drunk Jones has been cut.
Pound gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Jones blocks an uppercut.
Pound tries to land knees in the clinch but Jones avoids the damage to the body.
Jones is trying to stall.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Pound avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jones.
Pound pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jones working aggressively here.
Pound throws an elbow but it's blocked.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pound creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Pound looking to throw knees to the head but Jones is blocking nicely.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Pound.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Pound avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Pound throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pound is keeping busy.
Pound misses with a punch to the body.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.
Pound throws a punch but it's blocked by Jones.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jones avoiding damage as Pound throws knees to the body.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Pound lands an elbow inside that Jones shrugs off.
Pound creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jones blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pound misses with an elbow over the top.
Pound misses with an elbow strike.
Pound throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Pound tries to land a knee to the head but Jones blocks with his arms.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Pound has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
Jones is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Pound has denied him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to work over Pound's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jones blocks the elbow strike.
Jones effectively controlling the action here.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Pound.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Pound controls the action.
Jones dodges an elbow strike from Pound.
Pound lands an elbow that stopped Jones in his tracks for a moment.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pound trying to land knees to the body.
Pound misses with an elbow over the top.
Pound lands a damaging elbow.
Pound throws an elbow but it misses.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
Pound blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones blocks the elbow strike.
Pound misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pound throws a punch but it's blocked by Jones.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Pound misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jones.
A body shot lands from Jones.
Jones stalling in the clinch but Pound improves position.
Pound misses with an elbow strike.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Pound.
Jones is trying to stall.
Jones throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pounds head.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones avoiding damage as Pound throws knees to the body.
Jones trying to stall but Pound improves his position.
Jones is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.
Pound's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pound swings wildly with an uppercut but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pound swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jones tries a body shot but Pound blocks it.
Pound lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Drunk Jones's cut even more.
Jones blocks an elbow strike.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Pound looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jones avoids a wild elbow strike from Pound.
Pound missing with knees to the body.
Pound pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Pound.
Pound lands an elbow that stopped Jones in his tracks for a moment.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pound lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Pound using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jones has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pound blocks a body shot from Jones.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Pound uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pound misses with a punch on the inside.
Pound looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jones dodges an elbow strike from Pound.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jones on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pound comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

The cut above Drunk Jones's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pound throws an elbow but misses.
Pound throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jones avoiding damage as Pound throws knees to the body.
Jones is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pound is keeping busy.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Pound just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jones's brow.
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pound misses with a body punch.
Pound pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Pound misses with a knee to the head.
Pound is breathing heavily.
Jones lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Pound misses with an elbow over the top.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pound.
Pound lands an elbow inside.
Jones blocks the elbow strike.
Pound pushes off an throws an elbow but Jones leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Pound lands an elbow that stopped Jones in his tracks for a moment.
Jones blocks an elbow strike.
Pound takes a shot to the head.
Pound misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Pound.
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
Pound misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jones.
Pound prevents a body shot from Jones.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pound looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jones lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jones tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pound's elbow.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Pound has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
Pound swings wildly with an uppercut but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pound blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pound throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Pound controls the action.
Pound gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Jones taking a breather.
Pound is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jones is defending well for now.
Pound creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jones is looking to control Pound's arms but Pound gets an underhook and turns him. Now Jones has his back to the cage.
Pound throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Jones.
A nice left hand lands by Jones.
Jones throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pounds head.
Jones avoids the elbow strike from Pound, against the cage.
Jones is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A shot in the inside from Jones.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Pound just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jones's brow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pound.
Jones lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Jones.
Pound missing with knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Drunk Jones comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jones has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Drunk Jones!
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight for Drunk Jones!
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight for Drunk Jones!

Drunk Jones wins by unanimous decision!
An out of breath Drunk Jones thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.