PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andre Roussimoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Roussimoff comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Andre the giant tribute kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Andre Roussimoff enters the cage!

Wha
vs
Roussimoff

225 cm
24
300 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

210 cm
20
300 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Andre Roussimoff!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Summer Carpenter and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Roussimoff misses.
Roussimoff is looking to clinch but Wha is avoiding it.

Wha moves into the clinch.
Roussimoff pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Roussimoff comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A nice left hand lands by Wha.
Wha wants to break the clinch but can't.
With the fighters up against the cage, Roussimoff throws an elbow but misses.
Roussimoff throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wha is trying to force a seperation but Roussimoff has the dominant position.
Roussimoff comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wha wants to break the clinch but can't.
Roussimoff pushes off an throws an elbow but Wha leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Wha is trying to force a seperation but Roussimoff has the dominant position.
Wha looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wha blocks the elbow strike.
Roussimoff misses with an elbow over the top.
Wha is trying to break free.
Roussimoff lands an elbow just above Wha 's eye.
Roussimoff keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Wha's efforts to push away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wha is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roussimoff keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Wha's efforts to push away.
Wha blocks an elbow strike from Roussimoff.
Roussimoff lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Roussimoff tries to pull guard but Wha won't allow it.
Wha wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wha wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Roussimoff has him pressed against the cage.
Roussimoff comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Roussimoff manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Wha postures up.

Roussimoff has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Wha can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Wha got a little sloppy there for a moment and Roussimoff has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Wha has managed to get both his arms back between Roussimoff's legs - danger averted.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Roussimoff has a closed guard, preventing Wha from standing up.

Roussimoff looking for a guillotine here but Wha defends easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha trying to stand up but can't free himself from Roussimoff's guard.

Roussimoff working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Wha doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Roussimoff is tightening it up a little... Wha has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Wha reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Wha taps out! Nice BJJ there by Roussimoff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Andre Roussimoff!
During a confident post fight interview, Andre Roussimoff thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.