PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drunk Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Sisko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sisko has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Jones
vs
Sisko

190 cm
27
290 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

190 cm
27
290 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Drunk Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, The Sisko!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones jabs at Sisko's body.
Sisko looks gassed!
Sisko on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jones. Jones obviously looking to wear him down.
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sisko was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
Drunk Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones fakes the leg kick and cracks Sisko in the body.
Jones throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jones throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Jones lands with a kick to the ribs.
Sisko keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Jones comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sisko stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jones.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Jones keeps Sisko at a distance using the push kick.
Sisko moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
Jones throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Sisko moves out of range easily.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Sisko moves out of range easily.
Jones thows a body shot but no joy.
Jones looks to throw a body kick
and Sisko counters with a body kick that stops Jones in his tracks momentarily.
Jones fakes the leg kick and cracks Sisko in the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with a leg kick
and Sisko cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sisko takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Sisko fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jones has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sisko on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jones stuffs the takedown attempt from Sisko. Sisko gets slowly back to his feet.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones scores with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sisko drops his hands momentarily and Jones takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Jones throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Sisko sees coming a mile off.
Sisko uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
A shot to the liver by Jones. Beautiful body shot.
Jones connects with a body shot.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sisko moves away.
Jones scores with a kick to the midsection.
Drunk Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jones swings for the body but Sisko moves out of range.
Jones fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Sisko is just out of range.
Jones moves out of range of the body kick from Sisko.
Jones is looking to slow Sisko down with leg kicks.
Jones is looking to land body kicks.
Jones scores with a kick to the body.
Jones throws the kick towards the body but Sisko avoids it.
Sisko just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Jones.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drunk Jones dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Drunk Jones's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Jones throws a head kick but Sisko moves out of range.
Sisko just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jones scores with a head kick.
Jones is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sisko can do to turn this around?
Jones throws a nice head kick!
Sisko takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Jones throws a push kick but Sisko slaps the foot to one side.
Sisko keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jones explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Sisko might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Jones has got the better of the exchanges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones thows a body kick. Sisko tries to catch it but that hurt him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws a body punch but Sisko moves out of range.
Sisko finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jones throws a body kick that misses
and Sisko counters with a good, hard body kick but Jones shrugs it off.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A slow jab from Jones misses its intended target.
Sisko fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jones avoids it really well and circles away.
Sisko takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jones is looking to wear down Sisko with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jones misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jones lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Drunk Jones is winning the standup battle so far.
Jones scores with a kick to the midsection.
Jones stuns Sisko with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Jones.
Jones blocks a head kick by Sisko.
Jones lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jones pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sisko moves out of range of the leg kick from Jones.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sisko has a takedown stuffed.
Sisko has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jones.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Jones.
Jones throws a lazy right hand but Sisko sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jones throws a jab but it's blocked by Sisko.
Jones stuns Sisko with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jones avoids a kick to the body.
Sisko avoids the head kick by Jones.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Sisko does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Sisko throws a wild body kick that Jones sees coming a mile off.
Sisko moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sisko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jones misses with a kick to the body
and Sisko cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones throws a head kick that half lands.
Jones throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Sisko's head.
Jones will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drunk Jones dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Drunk Jones's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Jones misses with a body kick.
Jones stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Sisko takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jones delivers a nice body kick.
Jones pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones thows a body shot but no joy.
Jones thumps Sisko with a low kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jones lands a front kick.
Sisko misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sisko shoots in for a takedown but Jones shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Sisko sees coming a mile off.
Jones misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sisko takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jones throws the kick towards the body but Sisko avoids it.
Sisko moves out of range of the body kick.
Jones throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Sisko counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jones looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jones misses with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with a body shot.
A shot to the liver by Sisko. Beautiful body shot.
Sisko scoring well with a low kick there.
Sisko takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sisko fails to land the takedown.
A shot to the liver by Jones. Beautiful body shot.
Sisko takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A head kick from Jones lands but Sisko takes it in his stride.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sisko misses with a head kick.
Sisko changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones looks for the body kick but Sisko saw that one coming.
Jones scores with a head kick. Sisko tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Sisko shoots in for a double leg but Jones sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Drunk Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Sisko.
Jones looks for the body kick but Sisko saw that one coming.
Sisko throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Sisko fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Jones throws a push kick but Sisko slaps the foot to one side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sisko looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jones is fending him off so far but Sisko persists. Nope, Jones circles away and we're back to standing.
Sisko is trying desperately to land a takedown but Jones is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Sisko.
That kick from Jones tenderised Sisko's leg. Sisko is trying to keep his angry face on.
Sisko avoids the head kick by Jones.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sisko moves away.
Jones tries to land a front kick but Sisko steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nice sprawl there from Jones as Sisko shoots in.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones throws a nice head kick!
Jones throws a sloppy body shot
and Sisko counters with a left to the body.
The Sisko has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Drunk Jones showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jones has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:26
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:26
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Drunk Jones!
Drunk Jones seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.