PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Greek Gyros (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man comes to the cage accompanied by Stand Up To be C**ted. Gyros has chosen Greek Gyros as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

The One Armed Man
vs
Gyros

185 cm
24
240 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

225 cm
32
300 lbs
8 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

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Just Fight

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Greek Gyros!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gyros tries to close the distance and clinch but The One Armed Man swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The One Armed Man misses with an attempted mid kick.
The One Armed Man swings away with a leg kick that misses.

Gyros clinches up with The One Armed Man and pushes him back against the cage.
Gyros lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The One Armed Man.

Gyros manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
The One Armed Man being controlled here momentarily.
The One Armed Man won't allow Gyros to sweep him here.
Gyros is looking to stand up but The One Armed Man isn't so interested in that idea.
The One Armed Man lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Gyros working a defensive guard here.
Gyros keeping moving, preventing The One Armed Man from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gyros wants to get back to his feet but The One Armed Man is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The One Armed Man pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gyros is keeping the position for now.
The One Armed Man is working hard here to advance position.
The One Armed Man wants to control from the top but Gyros keeps moving.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
A thudding body kick lands there by The One Armed Man!
Nice takedown defense from The One Armed Man. No joy for Gyros on that attempt.
The One Armed Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gyros.
The One Armed Man thumps Gyros with a low kick.
Gyros closes this distance looking for a takedown but The One Armed Man circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gyros fails with a takedown attempt.
Joe The One Armed Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Greek Gyros.
Gyros misses with a takedown attempt - The One Armed Man sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Gyros looks gassed!
Gyros has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by The One Armed Man.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The One Armed Man, right into the meat.
The One Armed Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gyros was well out of range. Poor timing from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by The One Armed Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The One Armed Man throws a nice outside leg kick.
The One Armed Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The One Armed Man is looking to slow Gyros down with leg kicks.
Gyros's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The One Armed Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A slapping leg kick lands for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man throws a nice outside leg kick.
The One Armed Man lands with a hook. Gyros tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man lands with a thumping leg kick.
Gyros on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The One Armed Man. The One Armed Man obviously looking to wear him down.
The One Armed Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Gyros has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by The One Armed Man.
Joe The One Armed Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The One Armed Man lands a nice looking body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The One Armed Man scores with a nice body kick.

The One Armed Man closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee strike.
The One Armed Man tries to land knees in the clinch but Gyros avoids the damage to the body.
The One Armed Man lands a nice knee to the body.
Gyros on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The One Armed Man with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The One Armed Man holding his opponent close, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man lands a nice knee to the body.
The One Armed Man is stalling here.
The One Armed Man lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Greek Gyros has been cut.
Gyros goes for a takedown attempt but The One Armed Man pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Gyros shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and The One Armed Man counters with a right hand to the body.
That kick from The One Armed Man tenderised Gyros's leg. Gyros is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The One Armed Man scores with a spinning back kick!
Gyros gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gyros walks forward, straight into a front kick from The One Armed Man.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Greek Gyros's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

The One Armed Man moves into the clinch successfully.
Gyros tries to work over The One Armed Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The One Armed Man throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Gyros blocks it with crossed arms.
Gyros takes a knee right on the jaw!
The One Armed Man has Gyros pressed against the cage, preventing Gyros from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The One Armed Man lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Gyros on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Gyros goes for a takedown attempt but The One Armed Man pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Gyros throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A nice leg kick lands there from The One Armed Man.
Gyros gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The One Armed Man.

That has opened up Greek Gyros's cut even more.

The One Armed Man takes the fight into the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The One Armed Man will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Gyros up against the cage.
Gyros is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man is pushing Gyros up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from The One Armed Man.
Gyros takes an elbow to the temple.
Gyros fails to pull the fight into his guard.
The One Armed Man misses with a punch to the body.
Gyros is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables The One Armed Man to keep the fight standing.
Joe The One Armed Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Greek Gyros.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man is struggling to control the position.
The One Armed Man digs a right hand into Gyros's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Gyros's gas tank.
The One Armed Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The One Armed Man stalling against the cage.
Good body shot from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man is pushing Gyros up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The One Armed Man unloads a knee to the mid-section. Gyros lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nice body punch from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gyros can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man presses Gyros against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The One Armed Man leaning his opponent against the cage.
The One Armed Man tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The One Armed Man lands a nice knee to the body.
Gyros takes a knee right on the jaw!
The One Armed Man missing with knees to the body.
A short uppercut from The One Armed Man.
Gyros has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from The One Armed Man.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The One Armed Man tries to land knees in the clinch but Gyros avoids the damage to the body.
Knees to the body from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The One Armed Man misses with a punch to the body.
The One Armed Man avoiding damage.
The One Armed Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Gyros.
Gyros blocks an elbow strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, The One Armed Man creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Greek Gyros's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Gyros looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? The One Armed Man is fending him off so far but Gyros persists. Nope, The One Armed Man circles away and we're back to standing.
Gyros takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick which misses Gyros's front leg but catches the back leg as Gyros tries to avoid it.
The One Armed Man dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The One Armed Man feints and then cracks Gyros's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gyros down.
The One Armed Man lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gyros walks into a stiff left hand from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man scores with a hook to the body. Gyros takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The One Armed Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The One Armed Man connects with an inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man lands a nice looking kick to the body. Gyros takes a step back to recover.
The One Armed Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man scores with a kick to the body.
Gyros dives in and grabs The One Armed Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. The One Armed Man pushes down on Gyros's head and hops out.
Gyros takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Gyros takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gyros.
Gyros takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The One Armed Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The One Armed Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The One Armed Man lands a leg kick that knocks Gyros off balance momentarily.
The One Armed Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice shot lands for The One Armed Man.

The cut above Greek Gyros's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The One Armed Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gyros has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A nice inside leg kick there by The One Armed Man. That's going to slow Gyros down.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The One Armed Man.

The One Armed Man closes the distance and clinches.
The One Armed Man connects with a nasty looking knee right to Gyros's face.
The One Armed Man lands a body shot in the clinch.
The One Armed Man lands a body shot.
Joe The One Armed Man is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Gyros's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The One Armed Man prevents a takedown attempt there.
Joe The One Armed Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Greek Gyros.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee strike.
The One Armed Man lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Gyros is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Gyros has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. The One Armed Man is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The One Armed Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The One Armed Man landing knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man effectively controlling the action here.
Gyros working hard to break the clinch.
The One Armed Man displaying some good clinch control by pressing Gyros up against the cage.
The One Armed Man trying to control the position but instead, Gyros has worked for underhooks and has pushed The One Armed Man into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man trying to land knees to the body.
The One Armed Man lands a good knee to the midsection. Gyros won't want to take too many of those.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee to the head.
The One Armed Man trying to land knees to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gyros tries for a takedown. No joy.
Greek Gyros has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The One Armed Man stalling the fight.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe The One Armed Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The One Armed Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!

Joe The One Armed Man wins by unanimous decision!
A victorious Joe The One Armed Man thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.