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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christian Jacobs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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163 lbs
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169 lbs
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Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Granite chin |
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Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Christian Jacobs!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Lou da Vinci and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jacobs gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Turd to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Turd stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jacobs swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd stopping the sweep attempt from Jacobs.
Turd postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Turd postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Jacobs avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Turd postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Turd in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Turd throws a big elbow that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jacobs is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jacobs is pulling down on Turd's head to control his posture.
Jacobs is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Turd is looking to work some ground and pound but Jacobs has wrist control.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jacobs controls Turd momentarily but Turd frees himself.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Christian Jacobs was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Jacobs throws a right hand that misses
and Turd counters with a right hand to the body.
Turd closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Turd lands in his opponent's guard.
Turd being controlled here momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd won't allow Jacobs to sweep him here.
Turd stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jacobs swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jacobs has his hands on Turd's head, controlling the position.
Turd has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Turd throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Jacobs is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The ref stands the fighters back up. Christian Jacobs was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Turd shoots for a takedown but Jacobs saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jacobs checks a low kick from Turd.
Turd feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jacobss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Turd tries a low kick but Jacobs avoids it.
Turd misses with a low kick as Jacobs jumps back.
Turd tries for a takedown but Jacobs circles away easily
and Jacobs makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Turd really felt that one!
Jacobs stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jacobs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Turd throws a leg kick but Jacobs checks it.
Jacobs throws a looping overhand right but Turd ducks down to avoid it.
Turd tries for a takedown but Jacobs sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for One Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turd connects with a nice looking jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jacobs tries to work over Turd's front leg with a kick but Turd checks it.
Turd tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jacobs swivels and escapes.
Jacobs takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jacobs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turd walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jacobs.
Turd shoots in for a double leg but Jacobs sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Jacobs misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jacobs looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Christian Jacobs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd throws a body punch but Jacobs moves out of range.
Turd misses with a low kick.
Jacobs throws an overhand right that lands on Turd's shoulder, as Turd tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that One Turd will probably get the nod.
That's time! Turd's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Jacobs misses with a few strikes there.
Jacobs throws a looping overhand right but Turd ducks down to avoid it.
Jacobs connects with a leg kick. Turd looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Turd dodges the punch combination from Jacobs.
Turd attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Turd checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jacobs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jacobs throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jacobs blocks a low kick nicely.
Turd moves out of range of the leg kick from Jacobs.
Turd avoids the body shot from Jacobs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
No joy there for Turd, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jacobs fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Turd is looking to chop away at Jacobs's legs.
Turd doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jacobs lands a leg kick that knocks Turd off balance momentarily.
Turd throws a leg kick that misses.
Turd defending well as Jacobs loads up on a big left hand.
Jacobs tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turd was well out of range. Poor timing from Jacobs.
Turd takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jacobs throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Turd on the side of the head.
No joy there for Jacobs, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jacobs displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Turd throws out the jab.
Turd misses with a jab, cross combination.
Turd scores with a leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Turd blocks the leg kick.
Christian Jacobs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jacobs's head.
Turd walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jacobs looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jacobs works the jab nicely.
Turd feints and as Jacobs raises his hands in defense, Turd changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Turd throwing strikes from guard but Jacobs blocks nicely.
Turd throws a big elbow that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd with a nice head shot there.
Turd throws a big right hand that misses.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Turd makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Jacobs seems keen to control Turd's posture.
Jacobs utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
One Turd overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Turd wants to pass the guard but Jacobs is keeping the position.
Turd postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Jacobs is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Turd, into his guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jacobs wants to control from the top but Turd keeps moving.
Turd is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Jacobs must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Jacobs throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Turd is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Jacobs trying to control the position from guard on top but Turd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that One Turd will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Jacobs thumps Turd with a low kick.
A head kick by Turd misses
enabling Jacobs to counter with a crisp jab.
Christian Jacobs seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jacobs misses with a kick to the body
and Turd counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jacobs thinking.
Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jacobs.
No luck for Turd with that takedown attempt.
Jacobs throws a leg kick that misses.
Jacobs leaves Turd with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Turd misses with a jab to the body
and Jacobs finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Turd moves out of range as Jacobs throws a body kick.
Turd misses with a two punch combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jacobs fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Turd on the side of the head.
Jacobs looks to land a left hand but Turd moved out of range nicely.
Jacobs avoids the body shot from Turd.
Jacobs gets caught flat footed, as Turd shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Jacobs looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Turd is looking to advance position but Jacobs has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Jacobs looking to control but Turd is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Turd wants to control but Jacobs is having none of it.
Turd is looking to improve his position but Jacobs isn't that keen on the idea.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Turd wants to improve his position but Jacobs is controlling well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd trying to control here.
Turd actively working from the bottom here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jacobs is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Jacobs is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Jacobs is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Turd is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jacobs lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Turd hang on?
Jacobs looking to control but Turd is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Jacobs has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Turd's face.
Jacobs lands with some strikes.
The referee warns Turd that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Turd working to try and regain half guard.
Turd takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Jacobs punishing his opponent with strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd tries to hold on but Jacobs pushes him away.
Jacobs lands with some strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd is in all sorts of trouble here.
Jacobs lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Jacobs is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Turd is looking to get to half guard.
Turd tries to hold on but Jacobs postures up.
Jacobs landing strikes, looking to finish!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jacobs lands a nice shot to the head.
Jacobs working Turd over with strikes here.
BOOM! Jacobs connects with a massive shot to the dome!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Christian Jacobs really dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Nice uppercut there from Jacobs.
Jacobs scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Turd is rocked!
Jacobs thumps Turd with a low kick.
Turd misses with a combination
and Jacobs comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Turd stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Jacobs is on him like rabid pit bull! Turd slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Christian Jacobs!
Christian Jacobs is the new lightweight champion!
Christian Jacobs very nearly forgot to thank [WOT] DTK Designs (Laundry) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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