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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kazna Futzchag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Bunter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Futzchag kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Dione . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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163 lbs
4 - 10 - 0 |
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179 cm
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158 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kazna Futzchag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Billy Bunter!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Lou da Vinci and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Futzchag misses.
Bunter throws a hook but Futzchag blocks it.
Futzchag tries to clinch there but Bunter circles away.
Futzchag tries for a takedown but Bunter sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Bunter misses with a few strikes there.
Bunter bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Futzchag tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Futzchag misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bunter.
Futzchag misses with a takedown attempt - Bunter sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bunter slips a straight right by Futzchag.
Bunter swats away the attempt to clinch by Futzchag.
Futzchag really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bunter thows a left - swing and a miss!
Futzchag rushes Bunter and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Futzchag keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bunter's efforts to push away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Futzchag jumps guard and drags Bunter to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Bunter is fighting to break Futzchag's control of his arms but Futzchag is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Kazna Futzchag just wasn't active enough.
Bunter uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Futzchag.
Futzchag throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunter throws a series of punches but Futzchag moves out of range.
Futzchag gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Futzchag has hold of one of Bunter's legs. Bunter is fighting the takedown attempt but Futzchag gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Bunter holds on and takes a little breather.
Futzchag passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Futzchag is trying to move to mount but Bunter reverses beautifully and ends up in Futzchag's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Futzchag seems keen to control Bunter's posture.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Futzchag bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bunter's guard.
Futzchagis looking to pass into half guard but Bunter pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Bunter is in guard.
Futzchag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bunter is one step ahead there.
Futzchag is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Kazna Futzchag.
Futzchag takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Billy Bunter is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Futzchag scores with a jab.
Bunter throws a hook to the side of Futzchag's head but Futzchag sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Futzchag throws a leg kick which misses Bunter's front leg but catches the back leg as Bunter tries to avoid it.
Nice takedown defense from Bunter. No joy for Futzchag on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kazna Futzchag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Futzchag keeps the fight on the outside.
Bunter walks into a stiff left hand from Futzchag.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kazna Futzchag dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Futzchag lands a nice hook to Bunter's body. Bunter takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Futzchag moves into the clinch successfully.
Bunter trying to control the position but instead, Futzchag has worked for underhooks and has pushed Bunter into the cage.
Futzchag tightens his grip and picks Bunter up, before dumping him to the ground. Bunter manages to land in guard.
Futzchag controlling from the top position.
Bunter wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Futzchag advances to half guard.
Futzchag seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bunter does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Futzchag connects with a nice short shot to Bunter's temple.
Bunter wants to get back to full guard.
Futzchag will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Futzchag tries to pass to full mount but Bunter defends it.
Bunter is staying active underneath Futzchag, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Futzchag missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Futzchag is just content to waste time from the top position. Bunter takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Futzchag passes Bunter's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Futzchag with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Futzchag decides to return to a standing position.
Futzchag lands with a cross.
Futzchag lands a head shot.
A swing and a miss from Bunter.
Kazna Futzchag seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bunter gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Futzchag to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Futzchag trying to control the position from guard on top but Bunter is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Futzchag working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bunter can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Futzchag controls the pace.
Kazna Futzchag overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bunter trying to control the position.
Futzchag decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Bunter, up you get!
Futzchag fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bunter looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Futzchag throws a sloppy head kick and Bunter moves out of range easily.
Bunter fails in his attempt to clinch.
Futzchag closes the distance and clinches up with Bunter, looking for a takedown. Futzchag pushes Bunter against the cage but Bunter circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Bunter swinging wildly here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Futzchag walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Futzchag rushes Bunter and presses him up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bunter.
Bunter is fighting off a takedown attempt but Futzchag is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Bunter to the mat. Bunter regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Futzchag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bunter works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Futzchag slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Futzchag wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Bunter, who protects the arm well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Futzchag has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kazna Futzchag dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Bunter tries to close the distance and clinch but Futzchag swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bunter takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Futzchag throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bunter on the side of the head.
Futzchag fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Bunter to the ground. Futzchag is now in Bunter's guard.
Futzchag stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bunter swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Bunter keeping moving, preventing Futzchag from controlling successfully.
Futzchag stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bunter swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Futzchag stays in close to Bunter's body and controls the position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Kazna Futzchag.
Futzchag tries to clinch up.
Futzchag pushes Bunter up against the cage in a clinch.
Futzchag has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Bunter after a bit of a struggle.
A frustrated look appears on Bunter's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Futzchag manages to pull guard.
Futzchag has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Bunter should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Futzchag has tightened it up now! Bunter should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Kazna Futzchag!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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