PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crowley Osbourne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barby Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Osbourne's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mr Crowley. Girl comes into a darkened arena with his song building. You're my heart, You're me soul kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Girl has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Barby Girl has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Crowley Osbourne's chin.

Osbourne
vs
Girl

175 cm
31
157 lbs
28 - 11 - 0

180 cm
30
240 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Determined

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crowley Osbourne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Barby Girl!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Colin Fray and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Girl gets tackled into the cage by Osbourne. Osbourne maintains the clinch.
Girl looks gassed!
Osbourne lands with a right to the head.
Osbourne scores with a shot to the side of Girl's head.

That has opened up Barby Girl's cut even more.
Osbourne lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Osbourne cracks Girl with a nice body shot.
Osbourne lands a shoulder strike.
A right hand to the body from Osbourne.
A right hand to the body from Osbourne.

Osbourne ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Osbourne no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Osbourne is pulling down on Girl's head to control his posture.

Osbourne is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Girl rolls with it to try and escape but Osbourne cranks on the arm and Girl is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Crowley Osbourne!
A relieved looking Crowley Osbourne thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.