PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Butter Bean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thiago Muerte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bean
vs
Muerte

225 cm
36
290 lbs
37 - 17 - 0

200 cm
35
312 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Butter Bean!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Thiago Muerte!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Seu Braga and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bean lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bean dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A combination from Bean does no damage.
Muerte shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bean but Bean pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bean waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Muerte.

Muerte looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Bean!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Bean is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Bean holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Muerte tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Muerte looking to finish with strikes here!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bean can't escape the position.
Bean tries to lock up and control but Muerte gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Bean holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Muerte tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Bean tries to hold on but Muerte pushes him away.
Muerte thowing shots but they're missing.
Muerte fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bean holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Muerte tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Muerte lands a big elbow.

It looks like Butter Bean has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bean avoids a series of strikes thrown by Muerte.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Muerte avoids the attempt from Bean to control.
Muerte throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Bean because Muerte loaded up on that one.
Bean tries to lock up and control but Muerte gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Muerte misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Muerte landing shots from mount.

Butter Bean's cut is getting worse.
Muerte has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Muerte trying to control but Bean is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muerte thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Poor strikes thrown by Muerte there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Muerte in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

Jeez, Butter Bean's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Butter Bean's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Thiago Muerte!
Thiago Muerte is the new super heavyweight champion!