PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Renato King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lawyers Money (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). King's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Supreme court hymn. This should be fireworks!

King
vs
Money

185 cm
20
155 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

177 cm
20
152 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Renato King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lawyers Money!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King takes a swing at Money's ribcage but misses.
King misses with a looping right.
Money will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
King swats away the attempt to clinch by Money.
King thuds a left hand into Money's body.
Money uses good head movement to avoid the hook from King.
King really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Money lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Money tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Horrible takedown by King or perhaps it was just good defense by Money which made him look bad.
Money throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
King drops his hands momentarily and Money takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Money looks for the body kick but King saw that one coming.
King ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Money moves away.
Money lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King lands with a shot to the body.
A jab from King misses.

Money drives through and clinches with King against the cage.
King is trying to pull guard but Money turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
King fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Renato King. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Money lands a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from King.
King tries a body shot but Money blocks it.
Money softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
King misses with a punch on the inside.
Money lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
King swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Money.
King misses with a hook to the ribs.
Money holding his opponent close, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
King makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
King looking to slow down the pace here.
King has a couple of punches blocked by Money.
King blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Money struggles to land a body shot inside as King controls his hands.
Money lands with a right to the head.
King fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
King tries to throw a body punch but Money avoids it by throwing King back against the cage.
King will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Money up against the cage.
King misses with the head strike.
King tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Money just stands there and leans against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Money.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Money misses with an elbow strike.
King tries to pull guard but Money won't allow it.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Money goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Money throws an elbow but misses.
King fails to pull guard.

King pulls guard effortlessly.

King pushes a forearm under Money's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Money is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Renato King!
Renato King gave a mention to Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).