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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kekabu Bukkake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seppo Taalasmaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bukkake kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I like Bukkake. Taalasmaa has chosen Kokkelivekkulit as his entrance music. Kekabu Bukkake has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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274 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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173 cm
28
265 lbs
5 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good takedowns
Basic striking
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kekabu Bukkake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Seppo Taalasmaa!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Taalasmaa is defended easily by Bukkake.
Taalasmaa misses with a takedown attempt
and Bukkake counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Taalasmaa fails with the takedown
enabling Bukkake to counter with a crisp jab.
Kekabu Bukkake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seppo Taalasmaa.
Taalasmaa shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Bukkake counters with a nice uppercut.
It looks like Seppo Taalasmaa has been cut.
Bukkake is pawing at Taalasmaa, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Taalasmaa's nose. Taalasmaa is badly hurt! Bukkake pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Taalasmaa tries desperately to hold on but Bukkake is relentless in his assault! As Taalasmaa receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Bukkake away and this one is in the books!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kekabu Bukkake!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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